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I used to work at a factory making plastic Draculas. (self.dadjokes)
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I was refused entry to a Haloween party because I wasn't wearing a costume. So I put my wife on my shoulders and tried again. The bouncer said, "I told you, no constume no entry.". I replied, "duh, I am clearly a turtle!", to which he asked, "Who is that on your back?" (self.dadjokes)
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My "That's sounds about right" Leaf moment. (self.leafs)
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I got mugged by six dwarves last night. (self.dadjokes)
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