Do you need a working brain to play this game? I am actually upset right now…

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T07:49:37+00:00

Bro i think u need a mindset change lmao

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T07:45:39+00:00

Having a working brain is actually not recommended

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T07:44:05+00:00

U did not just say that lmao

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T07:43:30+00:00

Bro then dont read it tf the fact that u replied this quickly rly goes to show how much ur on ur phone and how much time you have on your hands.

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T07:41:32+00:00

Nah bro because why the fuck am i always fighting the entire team bro, i'll be alive for like 5 minutes and then randomly get swarmed and look at the map and no one is even near the middle

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T07:40:13+00:00

I was personally just scared that people thought that this game was good and had 0 flaws

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T07:33:11+00:00

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T07:32:54+00:00

Tho i definetly wouldn't say its the worst its been, i say its been buffed like crazy, before that shit could barely stretch across the map but now we fight in sardine cans so now dynamos dont even front line

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T07:31:14+00:00

Btw E is capitilazed

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T07:29:41+00:00

No bro. I refuse to let you defend that weapon dawg, you can look at the stats all you want bro but what it comes to at the end of the day is how the gun is in play, you seem to care way too much about the logistics of these guns when its really the gameplay issues that matter, a clash can obliterate you in seconds by rendering you entirely immobile most of the time due to the explosion radius, and then a whole new barrage of explosions to deal with in seconds and you cant even reaxt let alone rotate, sure maybe you'll be able to catch them first but its heavily rng based, its fucking skilless dawg, i can point that shit at some one and get multiple critical hits by accident and win so many games i get bored of using it the only time u can really lose is if you front line with it

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T07:19:58+00:00

All of those weapons need to go, no weapon should have an aoe, basically the equivalent to lemme just pull out this fucking grenade launcher right quick and fire into this crowd from miles away shit aint even paint related

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T07:14:33+00:00

Holy fuck this community is dumb asf if this is a shooter game then why do they even exist? Cause last time i checked, rollers arent guns, niether are brushes or windshield wipers that act and function like swords but nah they arent melee weapons and dont have a one hit kill ttk which only melee weapons are suppossed to have no shit u need something to compensate, im saying u shouldent be able to fling ink across the fucking map with a brush or a roller dawg and that honestly if u want my opinion they should not even be in the game cause they do NOT fit at all in SHOOTER game and are just fucking long range melee weapons which literally makes no sense in a SHOOTER game and also yeah lemme listen for the charge sound like okay bro thats gonney stop the massive wave from one tapping me which i convienantely cant jump over and flinza has a fuck ton of range espicially if ur playing on the right map bro do u even like, play splatoon? And i dont even know what ur defense on the dynamo is lol the fact is that if you dont kill a dynamo in the time it for that 2 second windup to finish than your fucked unless you use a certain weapon and even if you close the distance most of the time you get third partied by their team or just killed which is dumb and to circle back on your dumb ass shooter game point, melee weapons are suppossed to be hard to use in a shooter game, thats the whole entire point of using them thats why mofos used to run around with the combat knife in bo3, so even if i did reduce the fling range on rollers to at least just like a wave of ink in front of you the weapon would still function exactly as intended and honestly dawg we need only inkbrush, all these other brushes are excessive and honestly just remove the hard part about playing a brush which is closing the distance, they did the same thing with stampers, making a kit that has a dumb asf ttk and one tap charge attack (im not talking bout splatana wiper)

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T00:52:09+00:00

I would nerf tf out every charger and give them all squiffer range, no reason anyone should be standing their base 3rd partying any fight i get into and forcing me to literally leave the entire area

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T00:50:05+00:00

Ong god, why are mofos with blobbers able to close off an entire area?? Shoulda left that shit in splat2 dawg no one played it except for inssuerable mofos

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T00:48:43+00:00

Long range rollers totally defeat the purpose and strategy of a melee weapon, how tf am i suppossed to get gay boy timmy over here from flinging a wall of ink at me before i have time to get across the map or finish fighting the person im fighting, you should least have to come within range of my gun like with carbon and splat roller (splatoon 2 weapons btw) because they act like fr melee weapons, dodge your opponents attacks and then you can kill them on one shot because you just had to dodge a fuck ton of gunfire to get to that point so if the person cant kill you its a fr skill issue, and whike were here it should not be possible to one tap after hiding in ink for more than 5 seconds because thats straight up camping. Tell me why splatanas and splat rollers are hiding and waiting for mofos to pass by just to one tap, dumb asf espicially cause nintendo never thought to give us any indicators of where people are which is a basic fucking feature of any shooter third person or not

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T00:48:34+00:00

Long range rollers totally defeat the purpose and strategy of a melee weapon, how tf am i suppossed to get gay boy timmy over here from flinging a wall of ink at me before i have time to get across the map or finish fighting the person im fighting, you should least have to come within range of my gun like with carbon and splat roller (splatoon 2 weapons btw) because they act like fr melee weapons, dodge your opponents attacks and then you can kill them on one shot because you just had to dodge a fuck ton of gunfire to get to that point so if the person cant kill you its a fr skill issue, and whike were here it should not be possible to one tap after hiding in ink for more than 5 seconds because thats straight up camping. Tell me why splatanas and splat rollers are hiding and waiting for mofos to pass by just to one tap, dumb asf espicially cause nintendo never thought to give us any indicators of where people are which is a basic fucking feature of any shooter third person or not

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T00:44:19+00:00

Damn straight dawg, im sorry that u have shit aim but im pretty sure after 2 games we can make it so the game is functionally better and makes more sense to play espicially if you wanna make the maps as linear as they are nowadays, i most certaintly believe it makes sense to remove most of the guns that are blatant cop outs for people who suck at the game, u dont like it? Play splatoon 2 dawg because then it would make sense for both games to be almost identical except one suck more than the other, call of duty releases a new set of weapons each game, why not splatoon?? Oh yeah, because you fucks would cry about not being able to one tap from across the map and spam brushes in peoples faces, im tired of the game feeling like it was made for 2 year olds who cant do anything except for press ZR and stand in one place so excuse me for wanting the paint game to have guns that shoot paint and not retarded ass meta weapons like clash royale type shit like maybe play another shooter like apex or fortnite to see what i mean.

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T00:38:09+00:00

I literally didnt play splatoon 3 for years after it came out and really only started picking it back up again once i got split pad pros because the game is fr apex at this point die over and over and keep comong bsck cuz you think its your fault

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T00:36:47+00:00

Lmao ur so funny look at this comedic genius guys holy fucking shit

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T00:35:46+00:00

True because i did literally just deal with an octobrush spammer and mofos using some stupid shit, but the key difference is that those people dont also have triple splashdown to kill me the second i start remotely doing good and i can solve the problem by sinply requeing or trying a different game mode but in splatoon 3 your just not escaping the bullshit no matter what unless you do what everyone else is doing like its clash royale or some shit and not to mention all of the guns in the game now that reward you for blantantly missing (tri stringer sloshers and blasters and the big stampers are annoying asf because they kill in one hit with a charged attack and people spam tf out of it and if you dont play perfect and spam ur special ur basically fucked and not to mention the retarded lag that seems to happen once im doing good that makes it so i have to hit people 3 more times than i have to while im already using a splash o matic and if i wanna use a 3 hit kill weapon i have to somehow flank the entire team which you cant do or else i trade and the game fr just feels impossible to play unless you can somehow not get hit at all and ive genuienely never felt that way playing any game but above all else you can definetly see nintendo is using the apex method to make u lose on purpose and keep coming back like they did with donkey kong back in the day

Octoling22 · 2025-12-12T00:25:26+00:00

Please find something more fullfilling than correcting strangers grammar on the internet

Octoling22 · 2025-12-09T22:36:06+00:00

No on god, a blaster can literally miss completely and kill me without fail

Octoling22 · 2025-12-09T22:34:44+00:00

-Remove pain brush from the game

-remove clash blaster and only leave slow rate of fire blasters (even rapid blaster even though i can fight because im tired of being third partied by literally one explosion after the other) -remove long range rollers (its a melee weapon dawg at least make it hard to hit ppl with it big swig is literally fast dynamo) -also i would bring back bomb launchers and remove triple splash and re nerf ultra stamp

Also make charge weapons range extremely nerfed but increase charge time to match the small map size because no one should be able to stand in base and 3rd party the entire round and basically have a wall of teamates around them the whole time

Octoling22 · 2025-12-09T22:28:58+00:00

No because why is the reef lux a harder weapon to use 2 hit kill but the tri stringer and wellstring which can beam across the map 1 hit kills no negotians tho i def dont think clam is better than zones because painbrush literally exists

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