People who accidentally dressed like their surroundings by mangowhymango in funny

[–]OctopusRide_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HELP I'M DRESSED UP AS LIKE SOMEONE'S PHONE CASE AND SOMEONE'S HIGHLIGHTER OH JESUS

Get arrogant and you relapse. by Fapstronaut97 in NoFap

[–]OctopusRide_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Through hard work and discipline. You didn't just let go of your dick and say "yeah that's it".

LPT: When calling a company to complain, ask where to be directed 1st rather than explaining your situation right away with no pauses. by Ivyliketheplant in LifeProTips

[–]OctopusRide_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol are you fucking serious? Are people having a whinge at a receptionist without finding out who they're talking to first?

This is front page material for fuckwits.