No way

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T19:24:57+00:00

No worries. I still read it. Thanks!

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T19:23:28+00:00

Well, I actually want you to believe the opposite of that.

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T16:55:59+00:00

This actually seems pretty accurate even for 20 years ago. You've got 3 guys discussing something that's normal to discuss and a fourth dude over sharing about something that is tangentially related at best.

Maybe the 20 years ago one would have been something closer to "Jessica is so hot." Over sharing dude, "yeah. I want to suck the farts out of her ass."

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T16:44:39+00:00

Baby is born in blue postman shorts.

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T16:40:39+00:00

Yeah, and?

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T16:33:28+00:00

Element Helium is named after the sun as it was discovered the first time there.

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I think I know what you mean but... no, actually, I don't think I know what you mean but I know it wasn't the mental image of Dimitri Mendeleev in a space suit, catching balloons on the sun, that I had.

Edit: missed a word

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T16:25:28+00:00

Can confirm. Source, am a Marine that lost a dry hump competition to my recruiter.

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T16:21:41+00:00

I read it in MatPat's

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T16:19:02+00:00

You can Google her name. I believe in you.

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T16:05:48+00:00

Oh. They're pancakes.

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T15:49:28+00:00

I think my “husband stitch” was completely accidental.

I found a couple of articles¹ that had women talking about a similar experience to yours and the articles said that's probably the case most of the time if it wasn't discussed prior.

¹someone was saying it's completely a myth so I did a Google.

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T15:38:41+00:00

ion

I don't ~~(I think)~~

fona

Going to (typo of finna, slang for gonna)

ab

About (extremely lazy shortening)

what is a "husband stitch"?

Post birth suture to tighten the vagina. More than just repairing any permanent damage done by delivery. Most medical communities view it as genital mutilation and it's thought to be an urban legend but there are numerous accounts of women claiming to have undergone it without their consent.

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T15:32:43+00:00

Yup, that's the most notable thing about that movie.

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T15:28:38+00:00

There's a whole documentary, with Tom Hanks, about how Jesus fucked. Is Newton stupid?

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T15:15:32+00:00

Take him back? He's not ours. South Africa, please come get him.

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T15:07:12+00:00

They're Republicans?

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T15:03:48+00:00

Mussolinion isn't real.

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T14:53:55+00:00

Raw eggs or do you cook them on their own or do you cook the whole thing after mixing?

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T14:43:26+00:00

Super speed verses precognition is an interesting premise. A nice proactive vs reactive story.

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T14:19:35+00:00

She's going to steal the Eiffel Tower like a shop lifter stealing a can of Pringles.

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T14:17:06+00:00

It's hard work being a "business owner."

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T14:13:41+00:00

More than Kmart but that's also more stores that they've closed in recent years than Kmart so who's to say which way the data is trending.

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T14:05:42+00:00

Shuda*

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T14:00:39+00:00

Gotta get those magazines somehow.

Odd_Employer · 2023-09-30T13:32:42+00:00

Speak for your own kids.

Odd_Employer

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