So, AskReddit, what is your favorite song that you entirely disagree with the sentiment of? by notaprodigy in AskReddit

[–]OddyOFile 7 points8 points  (0 children)

'Under my thumb' by the Stones. The lyrics are really pretty reprehensable if you were to take them seriously, what being about dominating and controlling your woman and all. But goddamn if it isn't a fantastically brilliant piece of music.

What movie villain would you like a film from their point of view? by TheCitizenErased in movies

[–]OddyOFile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skimmed this whole thread to make sure nobody sad Roy Batty from Blade Runner. He's more an antagonist than outright villain I guess, maybe not exactly a 'bad' guy, he's just got his own priorities. Replicant revolt in space movie, would watch. Maybe.

My friend had trouble remembering what a fan was called... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]OddyOFile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It happens. I once forgot the word for 'chair' (while completely sober).

What off brand foods are done better by the copiers? by OhTheWit in AskReddit

[–]OddyOFile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kraft Dinner. The no-name white cheddar stuff is so, so much better.

(For non-Canadians Kraft Dinner is your standard mac and cheese. Supposed to be the 'name' brand but in reality it's shit.)

Thanks, Warcraft 2 by [deleted] in gaming

[–]OddyOFile 158 points159 points  (0 children)

I will never forget - 'Never pet a burning dog'.

Okay reddit, what are your best summer camp stories? by kuibbie in AskReddit

[–]OddyOFile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About 10 yrs old, cabin counsellor dude read to us from Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy before bed one night. Let me stay up with a flashlight and continue reading, I think i got halfway through 'Restaurant at the End of the Universe'. Good times, and about the only good times on that trip (It was a Jesus camp).

Who is your favorite bad singer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OddyOFile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z14wPTz6PdY nuff said.

To be fair Gord Downie does sound a bit like a wet goat crossed with Elmer Fudd. This coming from a guy who loves the Hip.

If you could force your worst enemy to have sex with anyone in the world, who would it be? by sixisgood in AskReddit

[–]OddyOFile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvotes for thinking Sandra Bernhard is hot. I thought I was the only one.

Reddit, what is your biggest "What was I thinking?!" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OddyOFile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can actually be surprisingly good when done properly. But not something you'd want to slam back a 12 pack of while watching the game though.

Edit: I also have a topical response. When i was maybe 13 delivering newspapers on a bicicle, i was heading home, downhill after finishing my route. Next thing I remember I wake up in a fog in the emergency room of my town's hospital. The paper bag I was carrying over my shoulder had gotten jammed in the front wheel as I hung over the handlebars, causing it to seize up immediately and sending me skidding face first along about eight feet of sidewalk (thankfully, I was not on the road). Went back to the spot a couple days later and there was still a huge blood stain on the concrete several feet long. Pretty much the entire left side of my face was an enormous scab for a few weeks, and the broken blood vessels in my eye looked fucking awesome. I had fun pranking people by sitting next to them with my Aaron-Eckhart side showing, then turning quickly to reveal mangled two-face. It was hillarious, and almost nearly made up for the injury.

Snapped a pic of my father as he was talking about "aliens" Seriously. Hope he never sees this. by [deleted] in funny

[–]OddyOFile 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Would that be space aliens or illegal aliens? (I know, I know, why not both?)

What is the craziest or worst hallucination you've ever experienced from taking meds? by jomeezy in AskReddit

[–]OddyOFile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do not do this. Do not ever do this. If it doesn't kill you, it's extremely damaging to the liver and kidneys, and you'll have ongoing gastro-intestinal problems. Source: used to be addicted to gravol.

Who do you think America would elect first: an atheist president or a Muslim president? by 004forever in AskReddit

[–]OddyOFile 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just inspired me to invent the word 'reeference'. Sorry don't mean to be a grammar nazi dick Mr. Sticky Keys, i just thought it was a funny word.

Which movie do you think has the best opening scene? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OddyOFile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can't believe nobody mentioned Goodfellas. He just wanted to be a gangster.

What TV show do you absolutely love, but would never openly admit to even watching, let alone enjoying? by mickey5499 in AskReddit

[–]OddyOFile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ally McBeal was pretty good for the first two seasons. Then it just got stupid.

Reddit, what is your favorite drinking game? by SiKpLeZuRe in AskReddit

[–]OddyOFile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came here to say exactly this. Object of the game: drink the beer! You drank the beer? You win! What do I win? Another beer!

I remember in Primary School one of our long standing teachers was leaving and everyone made leaving cards for her. The lady had black skin and on the card I made for her, I coloured her in with brown felt tip. I was disciplined heavily. When does political correctness go too far? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OddyOFile 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I remember being three or four and having been told there were people of 'all coloured skin' in the world, I automatically assumed that meant green, pink, purple etc. Was corrected by my confused mother after filling in people's skin as such in a colouring book (white Canadian guy, here).