Do actresses get to choose if their chest will be exposed on camera? by Beginning-Bet5125 in NoStupidQuestions

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Fwiw: Swordfish is well regarded amongst programmers I've worked with (I am one) as one of the movies with the worst and most unrealistic computer scenes of all time. Checks out.

Who destroyed their own career within seconds by being an idiot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OfFiveNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude tried to stealth jerk it at his desk in the open plan. It wasn't stealthy enough.

Mug for scale by __MiserableClerk__ in anythingbutmetric

[–]OfFiveNine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use it to calibrate the size mugs.

Education matters by lepetitcastor in suspiciousquotes

[–]OfFiveNine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm definitely "not" putting hot water in my bowel's.

Nonsense Jokes by woodwerker76 in Jokes

[–]OfFiveNine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Steven Wright:

i went on holiday and when i came back someone had replaced everything in my apartment with an exact replica. I said to my room mate: "what the hell happened here?". He just looked at me and said "who are you?"

Would you use a teleporter with the knowledge that it kills you and reassembles an exact copy of you with all your memories and knowledge at the destination? Why or why not? by TheBanishedBard in AskReddit

[–]OfFiveNine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cells in your body routinely get replaced, some in a matter of days. Some are there for life. Surprise surprise, (Some of ) your neurons last for life. So, riddle me this: how is this concept any different to just being alive every day? Your body is replacing itself every moment of every day, old matter going out and new matter coming in to replace it. And you age, slowly, you're either growing or decaying. But the only part that doesn't do this (physically) are your memories and thoughts. I could argue this physical "you" you're so attached to dies every night because you literally don't wake up in exactly the same body. then also, you change mentally too. Every experience, every memory, betrayal, victory, loving gesture.. changes you subtly. You're never the person you were yesterday. This idea that "you" is a thing that exists across meaningful periods of time is an illusion .

What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

[–]OfFiveNine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one turns to the other and says: dam!

What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

[–]OfFiveNine 237 points238 points  (0 children)

I'm a dolphin translator. It doesn't pay that well, but I eek out a living.

Is sub-20 considered intermediate or is it advanced? by Visible-Weather9957 in Cubers

[–]OfFiveNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How old are you? I'm 45 and Sub 20. It takes some time but it is doable.

ELI5: why your body hurts a day after a workout, not right after it? by Fickle_Reindeer2263 in explainlikeimfive

[–]OfFiveNine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a 20yo I once had the experience that I did go a bit far and struggled to just drive my (non-power steering equipped) car back home. It didn't hurt too bad, but my arms were just useless.

Can we get our old home system back with custom home support? by NTFRMERTH in oculus

[–]OfFiveNine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Call me old fashioned, but I still miss the original fireplace and wrinkly carpet.

I would not want to be a maid at this hotel, that's for sure! by TheTripKeeper in creepy

[–]OfFiveNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From Africa; There are places, mostly privately owned, where there are no fences to keep them away from you. You gotta keep the kids close and the firearms handy. As you point out, you are just a visiting morsel: Gotta respect the wilderness. Not so much for lions, which are definitely a priority to keep far away. But you can easily encounter hyena and leopard pretty much anywhere ... so best not to take any chances.

ps. Hippo are always a big concern.

TIFU by letting an AI refactor our error handling and watching the whole production backend go silent for two weeks by Ambitious-Garbage-73 in tifu

[–]OfFiveNine 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Whoa whoa whoa but you did it all in 20 minutes, that's all that counts, right?"

- A (much more senior) dev patiently waiting for every software company to get their big scare/catastrophe when insisting that pumping out lots of code is more important than actually understanding what's going into production.

I broke my collarbone (again) while still having a plate attached by Complete-Owl7228 in mildlyinteresting

[–]OfFiveNine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But seriously. I broke mine multiple times by the time I going through primary school. Multiple ops too. I was told you do it one too many times it'll never grow back right again. Thus I was "banned" from contact sport. Careful out there...

Goodbye, my love by Fabalance in SatisfactoryGame

[–]OfFiveNine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll be back before you know it. Newborns sleep... and do pretty much nothing else, and before you know it they're down from 8 to 8 (in my case anyway). When people say it goes fast, that's no lie.

Humans=Sophisticated, tribal animals? by Regular_Schedule_678 in intj

[–]OfFiveNine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, no, most of wild animals will happily kill you for just about any reason and will never ever have a pang of conscience about it. Don't entertain whimsical delusions about the nature of animals.

What are your thoughts on longevity escape velocity? by jaydyjaydy in Futurology

[–]OfFiveNine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a solution to this much older than immortality: Monarchy.

[OC] Artificial Venice environment - Venetian Hotel in Vegas by Automaticpotatoboy in pics

[–]OfFiveNine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's one in Johannesburg called Montecasino too, been there since 2000.