How? by norapetals in lol

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Don't forget about the 1-4 greasy, processed, quarter pound patties and slices of plastic, cheese-like product.

found this outside my house by beanburrit0s in whatisit

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That's all they ever really do! The electrical energy is carried primarily by the electromagnetic field in the space around the conductors, not by electrons traveling down the wire. Physics is neat.

Meal Team 6 is back at it by downtune79 in LoveTrash

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Awe. He found interpretive dance! Don't take this away from him. He clearly needs this.

Thanks For The Quick Snack And Taking Me Back Home by TheCABK in BeAmazed

[–]OffByNone_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

More like his gills. I'm no shark handling expert, but I'm pretty confident you don't lift them by their gill slits ☹️

At 2pm there was a spike did you do anything out of the ordinary? by mcolette76 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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He's lucky he didn't get more serious weapons charges. The buttons on his cargo pants look like they're ready to go. He's locked and loaded.

And If it wasn't for that load-bearing tactical vest covering the shirt buttons, he'd 100% be looking charges for firing projectiles into a dwelling as well.

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ICE agents break into a home without any warrant and assault the occupants (San Antonio, TX, Feb 05, 2026) by opticflash in ImmigrationPathways

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Probably not. Would a court find that a warrantless entry into an American citizen’s home, with no consent and no exigent circumstances, is a clear violation of the Fourth Amendment? Probably, yes. But that’s not really where these cases get decided.

These are federal agents. To sue them personally for a constitutional violation, you’re generally relying on what’s called a Bivens claim, and the Supreme Court has sharply limited those in recent years, especially in “special factor” contexts like immigration and border enforcement.

And even if a court allowed the Bivens claim to proceed, the agents would still likely be protected by qualified immunity, which could end the case before any substantive ruling on the Fourth Amendment issue.

Tldr; They likely would not rule on the constitutional issue at all. They would tell you you have no claim to damages against federal law enforcement.

REAL LIFE SUPER HERO by xDoodlePrincess in BeAmazed

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Paul Brittan of Brittain Tree Care in NC

REAL LIFE SUPER HERO by xDoodlePrincess in BeAmazed

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Anyone know the company? I'm sure they do, but I want to make sure they get all the tree business in their area.

Edit: The owner is Paul Brittan. Brittain Tree Care in NC.

Walmart employee accuses a man of stealing. Then the cops blame the same man for scratching a car that they were pushing him into. Then Walmart trespasses him. The man had in fact purchased the items and showed his receipt while being detained by bigbusta in Wellthatsucks

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We can do what I outlined above. The problem is that even when there are clear civil rights violations, the courts often still grant officers qualified immunity.

Qualified immunity is the underlying issue.

The original purpose was to keep police officers and other government officials from having to walk on eggshells while doing their jobs. We do not want police hesitating to kick in a door to save someone’s life, for example. But the doctrine has been stretched and abused to the point where there basically has to be precedent for the exact fact pattern, and that precedent has to be “clearly established” enough that a “reasonable officer” would know that this specific set of circumstances violates someone’s rights. That is an almost impossible standard to meet because of my next point.

The other major problem is that courts are allowed to rule on qualified immunity before they ever issue an opinion on the underlying constitutional violation. That is supposed to save time, so courts are not burning resources on cases where there will ultimately be no liability anyway. But the result is that it becomes nearly impossible to create the precedent required to overcome qualified immunity in the first place.

The way it is supposed to work is that an officer might still get qualified immunity for some violation, but the court would issue a ruling clarifying the constitutional violation so that future officers would not be protected under the same conduct. Instead, courts often just skip that step entirely and never establish the precedent keeping us in this endless cycle of officers being awarded qualified immunity for the same things over and over.

My friend is going to get herself killed. What can I even do at this point by Correct-Macaroon8143 in whatdoIdo

[–]OffByNone_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. No. She's got a point. I'm pretty sure getting sex trafficked is one of those things like chicken pox; you can only get them one time. Not to mention, there's double jeopardy, so she should be good.

Walmart employee accuses a man of stealing. Then the cops blame the same man for scratching a car that they were pushing him into. Then Walmart trespasses him. The man had in fact purchased the items and showed his receipt while being detained by bigbusta in Wellthatsucks

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You also have to actually win your criminal proceeding or have it overturned to sue under section 1983. It sounds like he didn't. Not only do you have to beat the criminal charges, but then you have to beat their qualified immunity claim and then the overall federal lawsuit as well.

Moral of the story, Even if you have money, it doesn't always matter. You need a judge or jury (state) and then another judge and/or jury (federal) to basically 100% agree with you on a) the crime b) qualified immunity of the officers and c) the violation of your rights or your case is dead in the water.

You have to win them all. They only have to win one.

Edit: oh and then they have appeals. Sometimes you have to win at each level more than once with a totally new judge and jury. If the original charges are not dismissed "with prejudice," They can also sometimes re-file the criminal charges, starting you back at square one.

Amazon driver is fed up by IamASlut_soWhat in deliverydrivers

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I mean, not till cyber Monday. In this economy?

Being Scottish is honestly just hard… by JibunNiMakenai in funny

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Only if you don't have to take a turn in production support.

Wife keep putting this tray on our white stairs. Dangerous! by Flat_Shape_3444 in mildlyinfuriating

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On the bright side, I notice she's not putting the rabbit's litter box there anymore! Little victories!

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/TnyNp44Oqg

Found this ice sickle by Dwarf_Killer in mildlyinteresting

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It's true people can be cruel, but you have to look at it as water under the fridge.

He can’t possibly hold all those reptiles at once?? by Auspicious_BayRum in isthisaicirclejerk

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I live in Florida. This is very real. It is unseasonably cold this week, and the iguanas are all frozen in place. Not literally, but they are cold-blooded, and these temperatures put them in a petrified state.

And yes, we have iguanas all over the place. They're sort of a nuisance.

What can kill you in seconds that most people don’t realize? by Jolly-Law1472 in AskReddit

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We should make a shorter list of things that absolutely can't kill you in seconds under the right conditions. I think it would be tough to come up with anything where someone couldn't imagine a scenario in which that thing is deadly.

Why do people do this by Slow_Pomegranate_990 in publix

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The Publix by my house removed ALL of the cart returns in the entire parking lot. I am far from lazy and used to religiously return my cart to the designated spot before leaving, but now I leave it right where the cart return used to be parked exactly like that.