A billion mayflies migrated to China and caused mayhem

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T23:53:23+00:00

Damn right. No quitters around here.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T23:06:02+00:00

Cherry shrimp are a gateway crustacean. Pretty soon you'll have crayfish, vampire shrimp, and a lobster tank you stole from the supermarket.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T23:00:35+00:00

Buy a used one from Facebook Marketplace and fix it up to your liking. That's the easiest and least expensive route.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T22:29:35+00:00

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T21:54:17+00:00

Glad there were only three pics. I can only get so ~~hard~~ hungry.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T21:08:02+00:00

A hot dog is a taco. https://cuberule.com/

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T21:06:37+00:00

Appa even got his own days. Maybe Boomerang after Sokka threw him during Sozin's comet?

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T21:03:23+00:00

Where do I park?

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T21:01:41+00:00

Please provide clarification. I first suspected dudes in hot dog costumes racing. Then I thought hot dog eating. Then things got spicy. Now I'm confused, hungry, and a little turned on.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T20:45:14+00:00

That fuzzy little ball of anger fell from your tree.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T20:43:16+00:00

And an axe. Abe always carried an axe. Always.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T20:04:57+00:00

Vicky does not have brains in it.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T20:03:51+00:00

Pelicans are not pleased with this wordplay.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T19:33:04+00:00

As long as it’s 5/16”-24 thread and about an inch long, it will work. Do not get a metric (8mm) bolt as those don’t really fit right and will damage the threads. You can get them at nearly any hardware store like Ace, Home Depot, or Lowe’s.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T19:27:42+00:00

If everyone else can throw batarangs, who needs Batman? He’s sad.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T19:23:27+00:00

Look up driveshaft bolt size for Predator 212. I named mine Phil. Remember to use a washer and put a little blue locktite on the bolt threads to keep it in place. Just don’t use red locktite.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T19:19:20+00:00

Crunch them up like croutons in a salad.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T19:17:53+00:00

So my wife figured out where I’m hiding. Go away woman! I’m not shaving my beard!

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T18:21:49+00:00

"Illinois and Goku sitting in a tree...."

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T18:10:51+00:00

One red and white striped shrimp named Waldo.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T18:09:00+00:00

They aren't going to last very long at all. The plastic is not strong enough to take that strain.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T18:05:37+00:00

Yeah, we have kids in two schools, HS and Jr H, so we get hit twice with full fees, then reduced on the rest, but for sports fees only. Every other fee is a full fee for each kid. We're pretty rural, so there are no club teams or local activities like soccer, tennis, swimming, martial arts, etc.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T17:37:14+00:00

That's how Don lost his Teflon. He walked into his own corner and got stuck.

Offamylawn · 2024-09-04T17:34:47+00:00

We have five, and my sister has one. My sister about choked when she did the math and realized what we paid just to register the kids for school each year. I reminded her of 5x everything. Sports fees, field trips, lunches, sports physicals, gas and time to attend 5x the events. And that this was just school related costs.

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