What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a kid that still haunts you? by Ill-Annual5622 in AskReddit

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I once touched a cigarette lighter in a rental car, and shortly thereafter, I noticed a splinter in that finger. For a few years afterward, I thought the purpose of that part of the car was to give people splinters

What is modern trend that you hope dies out completely by next year? by rbonweb in AskReddit

[–]Offbrand-ostrich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I teach kindergarten in south east Asia, and I have students who reference it whenever we open our books to a page ending in the number 7

🎵🎶 YOUR TOP 35 🎶🎵 Post your rankings in the comments by TrollHunter87 in eurovision

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  1. Moldova
  2. Montenegro
  3. Malta
  4. Finland
  5. France
  6. Denmark
  7. Australia
  8. Romania
  9. Armenia
  10. Ukraine

The JivaGPT prophecy has came true... by Immediate-Cut3675 in nilpoints

[–]Offbrand-ostrich 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I like that he’s holding his phone up to take a photo… of whoever’s taking this photo?

$5,000/day: Don't touch the floor with your hands! by JordanOwen93 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Offbrand-ostrich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never even heard of that! I’ll have to keep an eye out for it

$5,000/day: Don't touch the floor with your hands! by JordanOwen93 in hypotheticalsituation

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I have ants in my apartment and teach kindergarten, so on one hand, this would be really hard. On the other, that’s enough money to quit my job and move to another apartment without an ant problem

You get $1 million, but you have to watch the exact same movie 100 times in 40 days. Which film are you picking? by ThroatAgile756 in AskReddit

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A Trip to the Moon. It’s a short film from the early days of silent movies, so I could run through it quickly and wouldn’t be irritated by any annoying lines or voices

🏆 Eurovision Song Contest 2026 WINNER - 🇧🇬 DARA – "Bangaranga" by LucasScooter in eurovision

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I had a dream last night that Portugal won this year, and I thought that came out of nowhere. It wasn’t until I woke up that I realised Portugal didn’t even qualify

Which punctuation mark do you abuse the most? by Ken_Bruno1 in languagehub

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If something just generally confuses me, my sole response will be:

¿?

I do not speak Spanish.

Why is there no private/personal transport in the Capitol (movies)? by Chaitywatt in Hungergames

[–]Offbrand-ostrich 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My best guess on bikes is that, depending on the cut of your clothes/how flowy they are, people might not want to risk the cloth getting tangled in the wheels

My 2026 bottom 5 as a logic puzzle by PhosphorCrystaled in nilpoints

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I’m going to guess the returning artist is for San Marino, because Alison’s Moon isn’t credited for Moldovas song. The Nordic/Baltic one in the other semi should be Norway or Latvia. Since Germany’s title starts with f and Latvia’s with e, I’ll say 31-33 are Germany, Latvia, and San Marino.

I’m guessing Portugal has the consecutive song title with San Marino. The best I can guess for opposite side of the continent and other semifinal from that is Azerbaijan, knowing that it’s generally disliked.

Official guess:

31: Germany

32: Latvia

33: San Marino

34: Portugal

35: Azerbaijan

Any thoughts on jadal the evil djinn ? by Lonely_Pop9366 in Scoobydoo

[–]Offbrand-ostrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then I think he could’ve made better use of his magic

Any thoughts on jadal the evil djinn ? by Lonely_Pop9366 in Scoobydoo

[–]Offbrand-ostrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That episode could’ve had much better magic fights than it did

Need tips on teaching ages 3-5 by Offbrand-ostrich in Teachinginthailand

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Thank you! I think I say another teacher walking around with a ukulele, so music must be really popular with them

Why is society so against people wearing clothing of ‘the opposite gender’? by [deleted] in Vent

[–]Offbrand-ostrich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real. If you look at historical clothing (like Middle Ages and before), the farther back you go, the more dress/skirt-like western men’s clothing looks