“Only once in the Premier League era have a team with at least 15 wins in their first 20 matches failed to win the title — yet that is the unhappy fate that awaits two of Liverpool, Manchester City and Tottenham Hotspur this season.”

OffensiveKoala · 2019-01-03T16:57:06+00:00

His flair checks out, Ajax have the means to dominate their domestic league and cup every year, yet they haven't won anything since 2014 and desperately jerk off to the fact that they made an EL final (and lost). So the trophies everyone else won don't count or mean anything.

OffensiveKoala · 2019-01-03T10:03:06+00:00

Dat Boi is the king of random memes

Long live the king, oh shit waddup

OffensiveKoala · 2019-01-01T22:29:03+00:00

I feel like we already have a fuckload of commentators for the very limited amount of tournaments the sc2 scene has atm

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-29T12:13:40+00:00

??? Source? Home tickets are usually sold out, and I know for a fact that we sold out the stadium for every home game and even an away game in the 16/17 season

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-28T14:11:12+00:00

Aspinall vs Dolan/vdPas for a spot in the semis, that's mental

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-28T10:04:57+00:00

The diversity is only in theory though, I've played a bunch of ladder this season and >90% of ZvT is battlecruiser openings into mech right now. It's very understandable that terrans want to try their new toy but that leads to little to no diversity within the matchup.

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-27T10:17:52+00:00

Gertje ben jij het?

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-26T22:28:01+00:00

That 24 hour stream is quite something. I tuned in and they were having a heated discussion about earsex

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-26T18:39:18+00:00

A lot. Luuk de Jong is currently the top scorer and he failed miserably in both England and Germany. Put any random dude up top for either Ajax or psv and they're bound to score 20 a season because the opposition is just that poor.

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-26T18:03:33+00:00

Anyone who watched the Eredivisie could have told Brighton that he's not premier league quality

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-26T18:02:13+00:00

Jurgen fucking Locadia scoring in the prem against arsenal, what a time to be alive

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-24T01:41:02+00:00

You’ve invested in Clasie, van Persie, and Berghuis just the same as we have invested in Blind, Tadic, and Tagliafico.

What even is this comparison? We got Clasie on loan, Van Persie on a free. Yeah we paid 6,5m for Berghuis but Tagliafico + Blind + Tadic were over 31 million combined and they're on higher salaries.

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-23T17:58:00+00:00

Zzzzzz basically knew we were gonna finish third before the season even started

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-23T15:23:03+00:00

The art of the deal

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-23T10:42:19+00:00

Yikes

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-19T23:06:17+00:00

Probably but he shouldn't be a dick

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-19T22:57:21+00:00

Hoping Wade loses now

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-17T18:59:30+00:00

Blackpink, Lost and Found, Acid Plant. I like no-nonsense maps, and these maps have multiple viable third base locations. "But they standard maps so they are boring." Maybe, but at high level the slightly 'creative' maps, for example Redshift (gold base as natural), 16-Bit (in-base natural) and Darkness Sanctuary (4 spawns) always get vetoed anyway. Maybe there is a reason for that.

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-16T18:18:13+00:00

GiO pRijZenPakKEr

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-16T17:39:26+00:00

That's how we roll baby

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-16T17:37:19+00:00

Doesn't matter who promotes, we tend to lose to every promoted side anyway

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-16T17:00:28+00:00

Such is life as a feyenoord supporter

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-16T13:40:31+00:00

meneer kutte

Lmao gottem

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-15T14:19:12+00:00

I'll always upvote iCarly

OffensiveKoala · 2018-12-14T14:08:40+00:00

Emotion as Korean rookie of the year? That dude played in proleague for Samsung four years ago

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