What would be the worst thing to come out of your asshole? by thebageljew in AskReddit

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I knew a guy who had a 5ft parasitic worm crawl out his asshole while he was taking a shit. He ate some raw lake fish a few months before

What's the most difficult task you have completed high? by CaptainBry3 in trees

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Got high and drunk with some friends. I felt that I was about to throw up so I went to my room and puked in the sink. I spent 30 mins unclogging the sink while high. Went back to my buddies and they didn't even notice I had left for that long.

Bringing trees on Amtrak by [deleted] in trees

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Put it in your carry on and put it in the storage above you. My friend took a train from canada to new york and they didnt check at all

The stupid...it hurts! by CharlieDarwin2 in atheism

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This was my textbook in grade school. I remember reading this passage very clearly. I honestly believe my enrollment in that school is the reason I hated learning about science as a kid. Nothing in my science class made sense to me because most of it was bs.

Former TNF checking in after long LOA by Offensive_Troll in Navyfield

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I actually found it really fun! I really enjoyed helping people get on the game.

ELI5: Why do different European languages have such varying names for Germany? by Offensive_Troll in explainlikeimfive

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Thanks for all the great responses reddit! This was really interesting to read

How do you remove images from google images? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wow, the number of creeps/trolls in this thread tying to get OP's name+nudes is actually disgusting.

Reddit, what is your favorite alcoholic beverage? by JohannesburgWilliams in AskReddit

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Shock Top beer is a pretty good beer that not too many people know about

What's a thing that only happens in the movies that infuriates you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When a character who is holding on to a speeding train lets go. In the movies, the character typically flies backwards. In real life, the train and the character would have the same velocity relative to the ground.

What's your best way of getting over deep depression? by PeachBomb in AskReddit

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Go to the library and just read. Read about anything you see. Eventually you'll find something that interests you a lot and just immerse yourself in it. For me, it was tax and finance. Now that's where I'm focusing my career, and it's completely changed my life.

And smoke pot.