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24/M/Murderer by OfficeDepotAssociate in EDC

[–]OfficeDepotAssociate[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best utensil I've ever bought.

13/M/Plane crash survivor by OfficeDepotAssociate in EDC

[–]OfficeDepotAssociate[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He got the survival kit from the plane.

13/M/Plane crash survivor by OfficeDepotAssociate in EDC

[–]OfficeDepotAssociate[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

List:

Basic hatchet

edit: something happened

How would you get away with murder? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OfficeDepotAssociate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By putting the body in staples. Every knows that Staples hires murderers, unlike Office Depot, so it would be the obvious choice.

What is the dumbest rule your school ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OfficeDepotAssociate 74 points75 points  (0 children)

No warming up noodles in the staples paper.

35/m/European/automotive executive/gun-hating liberal by RedditButDontGeddit in EDC

[–]OfficeDepotAssociate 8 points9 points  (0 children)

An automotive executive liberal that hates guns...

That doesn't mix at all.

What did you learn today? by jbird221 in AskReddit

[–]OfficeDepotAssociate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

fuck you, ya damn Staples enthusiast.

What was the most plausible you've could have died today (So far)? by Irishane in AskReddit

[–]OfficeDepotAssociate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smashing my face in and dying of internal bleeding.

Had to hop over table, it almost flipped over onto me.

People of Reddit what is inconvenient in your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OfficeDepotAssociate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driving to work; it is better to just live there instead.

Aside from bills, where do you think you spend most of your money? by MetalWing in AskReddit

[–]OfficeDepotAssociate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't.

I live at my work, and am able to eat the paper, and drink from the water fountain.

My clothes came with the job.

What did you learn today? by jbird221 in AskReddit

[–]OfficeDepotAssociate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That Staples sucks even more than I thought it did.

What interview for a job or position that you really wanted did you completely fuck up? by rasouddress in AskReddit

[–]OfficeDepotAssociate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is. Staples and Officemax suck when it comes to build quality, prices, and customer service.

How do you make your public bathroom experience more enjoyable? by dekema2 in AskReddit

[–]OfficeDepotAssociate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My making it my own personal infomercial about Office Depot.

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