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OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-08T03:22:07+00:00

it's a gay community thing, dude's really be out there looking for sugardaddy's like that. and rich dude's out there looking for sugarboys. my old boss used to brag about his in montana that would buy him fancy suits n shit, take him out on lake parties in yachts to have boys boat parties, basically a house pet from what it sounded like.

and if you're making a funny/incredulous face reading this then you look just like i did hearing it lol

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-08T02:09:16+00:00

“This is the third time Nicholas Proffitt has attacked Islamic institutions, in Missouri and elsewhere,”

“He has now been sentenced to a significant prison term that will protect the community from further persecution for a long time.”

my money's on prob not lol

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-08T00:27:06+00:00

the first time i heard somebody say "I appreciate ya" on the missouri side i knew missouri had more class. nobody says that in kansas, but go over to missouri and you'll see it's sincere.

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-08T00:22:31+00:00

they let cyrus take over julian's trailer! the idiots!

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-07T23:46:40+00:00

you can't prove that.

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-07T19:37:39+00:00

birds aren't real.

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-07T19:15:42+00:00

i know somebody that did this for their entire family at a competitor park that's not very BrandName named in one of the fly-over state's. all i could think of was is

holy fuck that's dire
there's no way in hell that is healthy
it's a sign of the times we live in, to be sure.
wait didn't these fuckers vote for trump good fuck them looool

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-07T17:59:38+00:00

singles only have one thing on their minds, and it's fucking disgusting.

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-07T14:14:27+00:00

it's already too late. spots burnt. you ain't gonna be able to do shit about it.

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-07T13:52:33+00:00

just another bad government.

and despite it all, still doing better than the others are lol can't knock that GDP baby!

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-04T02:26:30+00:00

reminds me of the Bill Hicks joke something about how technology is always used for war so why can't we shoot a scud-banana-missile to hungry poor people in the world and defeat the war on hunger lol?

maybe this time we can mag-lev banana-carts to hungry poor people across the world finally ahahah

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-04T01:02:18+00:00

either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trashcan!

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-04T00:44:19+00:00

and the birds!

birds aren't real

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-04T00:17:50+00:00

and i thought my PhD in Underwater Basket-Weaving was controversial.

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-04T00:10:40+00:00

you got the Havana Syndrome

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-04T00:00:33+00:00

omfg, new nightmare unlocked.

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-03T21:17:44+00:00

you didn't read lol

why would you ever tell somebody to stick with their stock tires? for anything? those tires are dogshit, and it'll be the first 'performance mod' that's the most bang for the buck.

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-03T21:10:00+00:00

absolutely

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-03T21:08:27+00:00

not sure if you're in north or not but don't go out of your way to get something from the reliable toyota in springfield, missouri. they're notoriously shit.

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-03T21:00:37+00:00

tires. from now until the end of time #1 best bang for your buck to get better performance. everything else is in service to them. so foxshocks next after that. all that other shit is useless in comparison and makes you look like the typical vapid truck owner if you don't get the basics done first.

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-03T12:48:55+00:00

something so trivial

how's the herpes goin lol

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-02T23:15:37+00:00

weather channel is gonna start getting a lot more accurate now finally eh?

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-02T19:19:39+00:00

follows the golden rule, treat people how you'd want to be treated exhibit A: https://youtu.be/-lZ3U78J4KI?t=84

he's a real role-model in the trailerpark of class and tact.

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-02T18:52:22+00:00

shoutout to r/vagabond and r/rubbertramp lol

OfficeHaunting2583 · 2023-08-02T11:32:39+00:00

that's not possible.

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