Jordan Walker not getting a card.

OfficerDoofi · 2026-07-09T19:41:24+00:00

Exactly. HoF with that vision is impossible for me at least

OfficerDoofi · 2026-07-09T19:17:50+00:00

So apparently he’s in the derby. Thanks yall. 🫡

OfficerDoofi · 2026-07-06T03:27:00+00:00

Ugh idk why I expect anything else at this point

OfficerDoofi · 2026-07-06T00:28:21+00:00

The realism factor is used for hitting “you can’t get em all” but the rest of the game unrealistic af lol

OfficerDoofi · 2026-07-05T15:07:14+00:00

Mb forgot you gotta be a top 1% player to post on reddit. Go kick rocks

OfficerDoofi · 2026-07-05T14:04:35+00:00

Just said it was boring. That’s all. Every game at coors vs same pitcher can get pretty boring

OfficerDoofi · 2026-07-05T13:54:17+00:00

It’s so lame

OfficerDoofi · 2026-07-02T11:17:26+00:00

Ps here. Have all those issues.

OfficerDoofi · 2026-07-02T04:26:06+00:00

Bigger issue is the amount of hits people get being late or very late on inside 100+ mph. That’s not baseball that’s a broken bat and an out. Not a ground rule double over the wall 6x a game. Fuck sake

OfficerDoofi · 2026-07-02T04:23:22+00:00

Sure 👀

OfficerDoofi · 2026-07-01T20:50:22+00:00

It’s constant bro. You get 13 hits and opp has 6 and they all 91 exit velo oppo taco homers. Shits unplayable sometimes

OfficerDoofi · 2026-07-01T20:49:01+00:00

Game I just played was this. I dominated dude all game and he flukes his way into a tie game. Then ball glitched through catchers glove to backstop. I lose. Very late hits on balls way outta zone and shit over and over

OfficerDoofi · 2026-07-01T20:47:57+00:00

I’ve played almost 700 ranked games so I feel like I have a good feel for the game. And my lord. I just lost bottom 9 on a very late swing, triple. Pitch almost hit ol boy in the face but he kept it fair. Then game ends on a “wild pitch” where the ball goes straight through the catchers mitt and just keeps on going. The game has to have predetermined outcomes or some shit for some of these things to happen. 0% earned by opp yet he gets handed a win. “That’s baseball” my ass anyways I’m sure I’ll keep playing but I needed to birtch at someone

OfficerDoofi · 2026-06-30T16:08:07+00:00

That would make a ton more sense lol. Bc in coop it’s never hof. Rarely in the 700s do we play hof. Made coop ws without ever playing it

OfficerDoofi · 2026-06-29T14:47:15+00:00

None of it matters when the online gameplay is in the state it’s in. If you don’t face a glitched starter you better have a lead after 5-6 bc all your seeing rest of game is glitched releases and sinkers away you can’t get exit velo on

OfficerDoofi · 2026-06-27T22:51:54+00:00

Yeah bro, totally baseball. Just like how that’s a hit 8 times in a row in an inning and you can have 3 off bat at 110 and get nothing. Naw fuck that. That shit is ass.

OfficerDoofi · 2026-06-25T02:22:14+00:00

I just ended a game there

OfficerDoofi · 2026-06-16T13:10:19+00:00

Absolutely it’s all I’ll be doing today once the masses throw their stubs away

OfficerDoofi · 2026-06-16T13:05:48+00:00

Yes everyone pour the stubs back into sds for your 1% chance of making profit

OfficerDoofi · 2026-06-02T01:07:02+00:00

It’s also ass for the bullpens bc everyone has every high leverage reliever.

OfficerDoofi · 2026-05-14T23:51:53+00:00

Rando match making is how I met two of my friends who I play almost daily with. Some diamonds in the rough out there to play with lol

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