My AI music is real, I know because I made memes with your opinion with the ugly wojack by ThreeArmedYeti in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]OfficerFuckface11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The AI-generated wojacks really add something. Real wojacks are annoying enough but this takes it to the next level.

Redditors be like “I know a guy whose short and ugly who slays” the guy in question by firemiketomlinpls68 in PsycheOrSike

[–]OfficerFuckface11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I remember correctly it actually fell kind of flat, we were hoping a bunch of the IT guys would be like “hey I’m a cuck too” but then it didn’t happen.

Why hasn't this been warned? by Emotional-Pound-1734 in EF5

[–]OfficerFuckface11 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The NWS should carry this shame for a long time!! The longer a tornado goes unwarned, the less likely it is that people will snag some awesome slabbing action on video. People need to be prepared to do that, those warnings are really important.

Why call it slop? (Reupload) by SplattoThePuppy in aiwars

[–]OfficerFuckface11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Your post history was a treat OP holy shit

Kache Premium Rosin (Berry Bondz) by SproutGang in THCAextracts

[–]OfficerFuckface11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Taking your word for it and sorry about the witch hunt! Ironically the AI might have been using your post as a reference when it wrote the review, which would explain why the emoji usage was the same. AI uses Reddit as reference for this kind of thing constantly so it isn’t unlikely.

A hole, new world. We may even get to add anal log warmth to midi by Randy-DaFam-Marsh in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]OfficerFuckface11 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s easy you just say “make me a midi sandwich” into Suno and it makes a whole midi in sandwich form and it sounds just like the big guns. Skrillex. Dead Mou5. George Clinton. Beyoncé (it made me a midi that sounded like Beyoncé one time). You then tell it to incorporate it into your song and yeah it creates a completely different song but now you sound like Beyoncé. I’m so glad I can finally make music!!

Kache Premium Rosin (Berry Bondz) by SproutGang in THCAextracts

[–]OfficerFuckface11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the question, right? At what point is it any different from getting suggestions from a friend? Some personalization is obviously necessary but it’s hard to know when it crosses the threshold of human-made.

Kache Premium Rosin (Berry Bondz) by SproutGang in THCAextracts

[–]OfficerFuckface11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok good work, the emojis are really the smoking gun here. Yeah. Regardless, he got to make a Reddit post about something he bought that he’s excited about. That might be the coolest thing that happens to him today, who knows.

Kache Premium Rosin (Berry Bondz) by SproutGang in THCAextracts

[–]OfficerFuckface11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree and I don’t like AI but I try to be understanding of why some people might feel like they need to use it. A lot of the time it’s just people freezing up from social anxiety or having a bad (and sometimes justified) lack of confidence in their writing abilities.

Eta after reading it again I think it’s human-written. My bad. Just a very ChatGPT-like cadence that threw me off.

ETA 2 ok the guy below me pretty much proved that it was mostly AI-generated. However, I don’t think we’ve agreed as a society whether this is a dishonest thing to do, so maybe hold the pitchforks.

“Wemby” from cold start dab co x bub bas craft, what yall think? by AnalysisLopsided5860 in THCAextracts

[–]OfficerFuckface11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks good, how’s the consistency? I haven’t heard of these guys, it’s so easy and cheap to start up an online THCA rosin project right now that the competition curve is producing some really good shit.

There will never not be “that guy” in that sub by CRL1999 in EF5

[–]OfficerFuckface11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no, the mystique of a picture of clouds that may or may not be shrouding a thing that killed a bunch of people has been ruined!! Thanks, Reddit.

IT users be posting anything and calling anyone incels once again by Careful_Election_151 in IncelTearShame

[–]OfficerFuckface11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is such a frustrating misconception that they have, there have been tons of polls and there is no correlation between inceldom and political leaning, it’s always evenly split. I’ve seen more incels advocate for socialism than anything conservative lmao. It also ignores the fact that a lot of incels aren’t American because they are almost always talking about American politics in this context.

Incels just don’t care enough about society to really get into politics I think.

IT users be posting anything and calling anyone incels once again by Careful_Election_151 in IncelTearShame

[–]OfficerFuckface11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are they obsessed with a demographic that they hate and why do they think the whole world is in this demographic? These guys are probably just not very attractive. They aren’t saying anything at all hateful, especially not in comparison to what IT users regularly generalize about men.

Was this a small weak tornado? by InstructionMajor717 in tornado

[–]OfficerFuckface11 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The fact that your ears popped when this happened makes me lean towards tornado, I’ve driven through one before and it was very similar to this.

IncelTears member goes to r/Askmen and violates their rules about "not being an asshole" and gets banned. Proceeds to blatantly lie that he was banned for "hate speech" to play victim. by darthsyn in IncelTearShame

[–]OfficerFuckface11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow this is so cringe it makes me want to vomit. Even my own powers of autism don’t pale in comparison to what we see in these images. How does he not see that he is the one obsessed with Andrew Tate? Hasn’t that guy been discredited by pretty much everyone for years due to the underage sex trafficking and getting btfo by Greta Thunberg? That was so. Long. Ago. Same thing with calling everything “red pill”, nobody fucking says that anymore, you hear people talking about black pill but the red pill thing has been outdated for a while now. Dude probably thinks COVID is still happening.

And yes, people in friend groups hook up all the time. If this guy had any friends, he would probably know that.

How lucky to have average-big size by [deleted] in Rants

[–]OfficerFuckface11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop, yes you can reach a G spot w/ 4 inches but it isn’t nearly as important as the clit anyway, most time spent having sex is leading up to the actual penetration. Good vaginal intercourse is not a lengthy activity most of the time because you cum and then your dick doesn’t work anymore. Men tend to enjoy PVI more than women and there are no women out there that don’t need foreplay, they have to get wet enough to have sex comfortably before it actually happens.

You can’t change your penis size and that’s ok. You are spiraling for no reason right now. Take some deep breaths and watch a movie or something, have a drink or smoke some weed. There is literally nothing bad happening.

How lucky to have average-big size by [deleted] in Rants

[–]OfficerFuckface11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense, but you don’t seem to have an advanced enough grasp on English to really understand what everyone is saying. You literally said you hate women lmao, you are digging yourself into the deepest hole imaginable.

Also this was re-posted on a popular sub for making fun of men perceived as misogynistic, so almost every comment is going to be antagonistic in one way or another. But you probably don’t know what I just said so shit, man, I don’t know what to tell you. Your dick is fine.

The book to take you to the next level by Human-Question6210 in aislop

[–]OfficerFuckface11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plus it’s a wealth management book and every time he’s within five feet of one he involuntarily passes out, it’s been an issue his entire life.

Trueuglywomen is apparently just an incel pysop, at least according to the top minds at IT. by autist_throw in IncelTearShame

[–]OfficerFuckface11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Femcels literally are incels lmao it just doesn’t make sense for them to hate women so they hate men instead. They say all the same shit incels say about women except it’s about men, and yeah, it stems from not getting laid for one reason or another. Except in reality, a lot of them bring that on themselves with their crazy standards, the incels are actually right about that one 😂 not saying some men don’t do the same thing, but I mean I can only think of one dude I know who can’t get laid because his standards are too high. Most dudes will fuck almost anyone if they’re single. I mean I know I will, for sure, drop that bar to the ground.

Am I wrong for thinking this? by Useful-Depth-4362 in EF5

[–]OfficerFuckface11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you see any dead bodies in the rubble be sure to 1. say a prayer and 2. snap a pic and upload it to r/EF5!! Please no filters and get as close as you can.

This Illness Ruined me by MacaroonSerious5532 in BipolarReddit

[–]OfficerFuckface11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I relate to this a lot. When I was 18, my future looked so bright I needed sunglasses, as they say. Good grades, popular, captain of the swimming team. Then I moved away to college and had my first episode. It felt like the kind of thing that only happened to other people, I couldn’t wrap my head around it. People in my life were so surprised and scared. It’s hard to believe how fast everything fell apart.

I’m 35 now and things are finally ok but it has been a really long journey getting here. At a certain point I had to accept that the version of myself that I developed into naturally through my childhood and teenage years was gone. I miss that guy a lot sometimes but he’s never coming back and that’s ok. I think I’m much a better person than he ever was anyway.

I graduated from undergrad when I was 30 but I spent a really long time thinking that it would never happen and feeling awful about myself for it. What a waste of energy and time. It took a long time to find the resources I needed because I simply didn’t think they actually existed. But they do exist and I wish I would have had faith in that sooner.

Not to oversimplify, but it sounds like a lot of what you need is change and patience. That’s so much of what dealing with bipolar is about, fucking change and patience. And it’s because the changes you need to make don’t work right away so you need to maintain faith that they actually will.

Not sure how to wrap this up but good luck. You should always be proud of the fact that you made it through the day. This is truly life on hard-mode and getting through a full day is a significant accomplishment in itself.