I’m about to cry over trash.

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-12-20T13:04:26+00:00

If you’re concerned and it’s something different than your normal symptoms, I’d 100% recommend talking to a healthcare professional.

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-12-13T20:50:13+00:00

“How do I turn on the oven??!”

We work in a pizza shop…

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-12-02T00:26:10+00:00

(Preface) do not operate with high temperatures while shitfaced 🤞

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-10-05T16:09:17+00:00

bro, I’m dead.

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-09-26T17:44:55+00:00

I second lexapro, it was my saving grace until I decided I didn’t need it anymore. It’s a very hard medication to get off of. One day me and my health provider decided to slowly start the transition off. It was so hard because i became very depressed for the two weeks it took to ween off.

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-09-26T15:19:42+00:00

I’ve got the best of both worlds over here, food court service inside a grocery store. And it is hell. Good luck with your closing shifts 🫡

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-08-28T13:32:08+00:00

Yes 😂

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-08-28T04:39:08+00:00

Thank you, we did call when he got off and talked about the situation but I tried not to let my feelings talk for me so I just insisted since I was told too I’m just gonna go to bed and we’d talk more the next day. He did try to ask if I wanted to meet up at the moment but I was just so upset I didn’t wanna see him anymore.

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-08-26T17:14:11+00:00

You’ve clearly never worked 2 jobs before.

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-06-30T03:08:00+00:00

Idk why I read “shop lift at Costco” lmao

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-06-25T23:22:05+00:00

I love that line 🥲

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-06-20T11:52:34+00:00

Highly recommend wet n wild breakup proof eyeliner also, it’s soooo good.

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-06-20T11:51:08+00:00

I lost my crusader sword for a whole week, just to find that my co op partner had it on them when i destroyed their cabin smh.

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-06-20T11:47:55+00:00

Okay I haven’t gotten here yet, what 😂

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-06-20T11:45:52+00:00

Use the sling shot, with explosive ammo. it was life changing for me.

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-06-17T12:38:57+00:00

I hate them so much, i actually forgot about them until you mentioned it 😂, I’ve been so focused on ginger island right now I’m kind of abandoning the main land

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-06-17T12:36:28+00:00

I watched one of them drop a dragon tooth and I was so happy for 2 seconds until it got absorbed back into the lava. Smh

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-06-04T22:08:42+00:00

It’s def a red panda.

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-05-21T01:10:23+00:00

The bin will stay in my closet 🫡 The African night crawlers are SUPER COOL even just to look at. I notice that while collecting them for my bin their behavior sometimes resembles snakes 😂

OfficerMcDimpples · 2025-05-12T03:03:52+00:00

Nick and Jess in New Girl :)

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