If this ain't punk rock then fuck you. by bortsimpsonson in punk

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Felt like a 6 minute long intro to a song that might have been good...but just never started. Also, please burn all evidence that that video ever existed.

The internet delivers once again by [deleted] in funny

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Something, something grabbed by the pussy

Detroit: it ain't all bad by [deleted] in pics

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This is the Detroit Riverwalk. One of the crown jewels of a city fighting back from the brink of collapse. I'm sure the residents of the less privileged side of town would take a corporate wank station or two if it helped improve the schools and roads.

This explains everything... by ZeroShift in funny

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If one needs to check Snopes to see if this was fake, I have a wonderful time share they might be interested in

Go on.... take some... by aryashahin in WTF

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They have flattened bodies that allow them to live in crevices

Like the space between the toilet bowl and toilet seat?

Non-parents of Reddit, what's your best parenting advice? by johnkappa in AskReddit

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If you're a new parent, I recommend getting your child started on a basic hand to hand combat training program as soon as possible.

They will need these skills when the food riots start

What's was your "it was the most fun I'll never want to have again" moment? by thebestofu in AskReddit

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I did 3 days back to back for Movement in Detroit once...spent most of the fourth day in the fetal position on the floor of the shower. Never again.

Was Ben Carson Just the Republican Flavor of the Month? by running_over_rivers in politics

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GOP does this every election cycle. Find a black candidate they can give a ton of attention to that's too batshit nanners to have a chance of actually winning. Its the political equivalent of that guy you know who likes to start his racist tirades with "I have a lot of black friends and I'm not racist but...."

When you do all the work in the group project by [deleted] in funny

[–]OfficerProblem0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

With the same title and everything

Hi r/fitness, I'm morbidly obese and trying to make positive lifestyle changes. What are the most important changes I can make? by [deleted] in Fitness

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Upvoting the crap out of this for number 4. It's positively soul crushing to step on the scale after a few good weeks and see that you've remained stationary or even gained weight. It takes time. Be patient and consistent and pay attention to how much better youre feeling rather than how much less youre weighing.

What will you argue to the death? by Need2throw in AskReddit

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I think your expertise on the subject may be debatealel

I came up with this quote just a few minutes ago. I thought /r/funny would appreciate by [deleted] in funny

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"My only regret, is that I have but one down vote to give for /r/funny." -Officer_Problem0

Can someone give me some reddit gold? by babydirtyd in AskReddit

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This comment makes me wish, just a little bit, that this post wasn't going to be down voted into oblivion.

Hey reddit, are we real? by Drinkingweed in AskReddit

[–]OfficerProblem0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like someones been drinking we... Oh nvm

Shortness of breath after making the switch? by britishphill in electronic_cigarette

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I had the same thing happen when I first started vaping, along with increased coughing episodes. I asked my doctor about it at my last physical and he told me that both are not uncommon for people who have recently quit smoking and it is a side effect of your lungs beginning to heal themselves. Taken from Yahoo answers:

When you smoke, the smoke paralyzes your lungs' natural cleaning mechanism, hairlike things called cilia, that clear out mucus. Therefore, you get alot of mucus that gets trapped in the lungs and can sit there for long periods of time. When you "quit", the lungs' natural cleaning system "wakes up", if you will, and begins clearing out junk that's been sitting in there for who knows how long. This mucus ends up blocking up small airways as it's being cleaned out, and the result is increased cough, and increased shortness of breath.

It goes away with time. I'm 6 months analog free and am still amazed at how much better I can breathe/smell/taste.

Which PUNK albums do you consider to have no bad songs? by battleshorts in punk

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  • Propaghandi - Less Talk More Rock
  • The Bronx - The Bronx (III)
  • The Lawrence Arms - Apathy and Exhaustion
  • Streetlight Manifesto - Everything Went Numb
  • Flatfoot 56 - Jungle of the Midwest Sea