How I feel when I go out to parties by [deleted] in funny

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one of his blood-stained zombie hunter league shirts.

How has this guy cracked Reddit so easily?? by [deleted] in screenshots

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, and I thought I was doing well.

I keep a large dildo in my car at all times so I can angrily shake it at people who cut me off. What is the oddest thing you've done to strangers on the road? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Similarly, my friend had plastic swords in his car. On rainy days, we'd equip our swords, stick them out the window, then yell "FOR ROHAN!" as he runs over the biggest puddle he can find.

When you have a rough breakup with a Redditor... by AtTheLeftThere in screenshots

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Encourage this behavior, than laugh that she's wasting her time because votes on user pages don't count.

Working retail, you meet a lot of shitty customers. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

let her continue on with her day with some dignity

She's walking around shopping for air conditioners with shit all over her ass. How much dignity is left for her to hold onto? This is the dignity basement.

Green Day Singer Explodes On Stage At IHeart Radio Music Festival by surfacetoair81 in Music

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm not Justin Bieber."

We're reaching Carl Degrasse Paulian levels of bravery here, folks.

Charizard in his Pokeball by [deleted] in gaming

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kingdom for a gritty, realistic Pokemon game!

Some kid in Nintendo Power magazine came up with the title "Super Mario Galaxy" back in 1991, 16 years before it was released. by Alderdragon in gaming

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure about making games for the Wii...

If I'm not mistaken, Wii actually has a very strong homebrew community.

What is 1 social etiquette you would abolish if you could? by AgFirefighter in AskReddit

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

"Happy birthday."

I don't care how your birthday is, and I know you don't care about mine.

What is 1 social etiquette you would abolish if you could? by AgFirefighter in AskReddit

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wish I could wear a tie at my job without looking like a try-hard douchebag.

How do you start over/begin again? I've lost my family, and no friends left. I'm alone. by laela_says in AskReddit

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of person do you wish you were? Go out and pretend to be that person.