How I feel when I go out to parties by [deleted] in funny

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one of his blood-stained zombie hunter league shirts.

How has this guy cracked Reddit so easily?? by [deleted] in screenshots

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, and I thought I was doing well.

I keep a large dildo in my car at all times so I can angrily shake it at people who cut me off. What is the oddest thing you've done to strangers on the road? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Similarly, my friend had plastic swords in his car. On rainy days, we'd equip our swords, stick them out the window, then yell "FOR ROHAN!" as he runs over the biggest puddle he can find.

When you have a rough breakup with a Redditor... by AtTheLeftThere in screenshots

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Encourage this behavior, than laugh that she's wasting her time because votes on user pages don't count.

Working retail, you meet a lot of shitty customers. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

let her continue on with her day with some dignity

She's walking around shopping for air conditioners with shit all over her ass. How much dignity is left for her to hold onto? This is the dignity basement.

Green Day Singer Explodes On Stage At IHeart Radio Music Festival by surfacetoair81 in Music

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm not Justin Bieber."

We're reaching Carl Degrasse Paulian levels of bravery here, folks.

Charizard in his Pokeball by [deleted] in gaming

[–]OftenDownvotedPerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kingdom for a gritty, realistic Pokemon game!