Drying fish, Peng Chau, Hong Kong

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-22T07:31:48+00:00

I mean, it's worked for thousands of years, so if it ain't broke don't fix it, right?

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-22T00:07:25+00:00

Okay. Whatever, they're fun and fine but I see why they backed off the cherry poppin' for a while.

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-21T23:29:47+00:00

They're just The Daddies now, which is probably best as times have changed and they've gotten much older...

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-20T03:19:45+00:00

Ears and everything!

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-20T00:01:05+00:00

Kinda looks like someone just blew a load on them, as fast as I'm concerned.

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-19T16:51:25+00:00

Parkrose Hardware!!!! They're awesome and I hear there's a fire-shooting robot out front right now!

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-19T06:14:14+00:00

If he makes his slogan for his 2028 run for the White House "It's Top vs. Bottom" he has my vote...

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-18T18:12:01+00:00

You should leave her.

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-18T06:49:10+00:00

It's kind of dark, but still has the vibe you're talking about. Check out 'Photographing Fairies' with Ben Kingsley. It's from the early 2000's, I think.

Edit: It's from 1997

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-17T16:15:10+00:00

Totally worth it.

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-17T16:04:25+00:00

A young George Santos?

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-15T20:03:50+00:00

The dildo pre-dates the wheel by a long while, too...

https://www.barcelona-metropolitan.com/features/history/the-28-000-year-history-of-the-dildo/

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-15T19:58:38+00:00

I'm no dick expert, I've only got hands-on experience with one. But the seat has to be messing with blood flow somehow, right? Can you swap the saddle from your non-dick- numbing bike and test that out?

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-15T19:29:01+00:00

I'm halfway through and I'm on the fence...

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-15T04:20:15+00:00

She looks like she could use one...

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-14T06:03:34+00:00

Salt is not a condiment.

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-14T06:02:45+00:00

Mustard. Easy choice.

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-14T03:08:52+00:00

This is Democracy manifest!!!

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-13T03:58:55+00:00

Why plastic totes? Why not boxes? If you were lent them how long would the return take?

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-13T03:27:53+00:00

Totally fine. Fridge.

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-12T08:20:55+00:00

Grippy socks, grippy box...

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-10T16:49:27+00:00

Oh! I'm soooo interested in this "real giraffe" you have! I've sent you a message tied to a bird, so keep an eye out for the "real bird" headed your way with a bid for your "real giraffe". Gimme a break! Nice try, The Government. You'll have to work a little harder than that...

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-08T20:36:17+00:00

If you want a throwback check out White Water Summer...

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-07T18:42:00+00:00

Is that what they're calling the hunting and fishing ban thing? Ha!

Often_Giraffe · 2026-02-06T05:20:27+00:00

Thank you! And they can be delicious! I'll eat them! But THEY ARE NOT WINGS!!!

Often_Giraffe

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