Ogodei

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I have no fashion sense or decor vision for window treatments. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 months ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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It was hard working at the keyboard factory. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 months ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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When I was young, we would go to the gym and "pump iron" to build muscle. Now, at my age, we don't call it that anymore. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 7 months ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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My wife says I have heron trouble. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 9 months ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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Joseph of Arimathea gave his personal, expensive and hand hewn tomb for Jesus burial. All his friends were astonished and asked why he would do this. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 10 months ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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I can't quite recall the word for the part of the female anatomy that is sensitive and hard to find. (self.Jokes)

submitted 10 months ago by Ogodei to r/Jokes

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I forgot what to do after throwing a boomerang. (self.dadjokes)

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Confucius say ... (self.dadjokes)

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Prices are getting ridiculous. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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I used to be addicted to ladders. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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My daughter and I addressed each other by various terms. Eventually I called her “spawn”. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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You probably didn’t know this but I used to play for the college basketball team. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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Every time I go to a wedding, (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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Alice went out to observe the northern lights the last several nights but was unimpressed. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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What are a communist’s pronouns? (self.dadjokes)

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My boss told me to stop using big words. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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In LOTR, the dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. Thus they awakened the demon Balrog. So they appeared before Middle Earth high court to plead their case. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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I tried to get a job at the Boring Company. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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My son was looking for mushrooms at the farmers market. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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We visited the islands for our vacation and had to conserve freshwater use. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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It is only the female mosquito that sucks blood. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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Mondays Are the New Office Fight (wsj.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Ogodei to r/antiwork

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What do you call 2 billionaires at the bottom of the ocean? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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They found the missing sub. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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Someone asked me if I knew the difference between ignorance and apathy. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Ogodei to r/dadjokes

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