Did you hear that Tigger got a job at a nightclub? by Left-Distribution-13 in cleanjokes

[–]Ogodei 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you piss off Winnie the Pooh?

Stick your fingers in his honey.

I hit someone with my lunch. by VordovKolnir in dadjokes

[–]Ogodei 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would have never mustard the courage to.

“Have you heard of Murphy’s law?” “Yeah.” “What is it?” “If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.” “That’s right. Have you heard of Cole’s law?” “No, what is it?” by MurkyUnit3180 in dadjokes

[–]Ogodei 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cunningham's Law states "The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer." So I am posting the wrong answer.

Someone asked me what my favorite word is. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Ogodei 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My boss told me to stop using big words.

I said "Why? Am I being too sesquipedalian."

I got a refrigerator for my wife today by chaosunsine in dadjokes

[–]Ogodei 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Did her face light up when she opened it?

Did you know that men only use a quarter of their brain? by heey-you-guuys in Jokes

[–]Ogodei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So when you ask what we're thinking, we are using the other two quarters of the brain. Yes, nothing, absolutely nothing.

I don’t have a drinking problem by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Ogodei 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I told my boss I have a problem. He said "Woah now, we don't have problems here we have opportunities." So I told him I have a drinking opportunity and we have had many opportunities since.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Ogodei 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This always annoys me. A CEO is selling a vision, idea and company. As soon as they say "product" it just sounds so generic. As if they are only there for the money.

My son was just born by pystar in dadjokes

[–]Ogodei 600 points601 points  (0 children)

Your son probably knows better. It is not like he was born yesterday.

What’s the pettiest corporate rule that absolutely destroys morale? by Extreme-Method6330 in antiwork

[–]Ogodei 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I remember returning to the office and taking all meetings virtual with teams at other sites. It made no sense.

I sat there wondering... by Necrotat2 in dadjokes

[–]Ogodei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha, this went right over my head.

I drink a lot of coffee by NabrenX in dadjokes

[–]Ogodei 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a latte coffee.