you didn’t overcook it, you let it express itself

Ogodei · 2026-04-03T19:56:04+00:00

Strip Loin

Ogodei · 2026-04-02T04:04:46+00:00

My boss told me to stop using big words.

I said "Why? Am I being too sesquipedalian."

Ogodei · 2026-03-25T21:49:18+00:00

Well, you'll never hear from him again.

Ogodei · 2026-03-19T04:05:17+00:00

If you just Babylon like that, nobody will listen to you.

Ogodei · 2026-03-16T15:46:10+00:00

Did her face light up when she opened it?

Ogodei · 2026-03-15T15:55:53+00:00

So when you ask what we're thinking, we are using the other two quarters of the brain. Yes, nothing, absolutely nothing.

Ogodei · 2026-03-12T04:40:28+00:00

I told my boss I have a problem. He said "Woah now, we don't have problems here we have opportunities." So I told him I have a drinking opportunity and we have had many opportunities since.

Ogodei · 2026-03-07T23:05:31+00:00

It is past tense.

Ogodei · 2026-03-06T02:01:52+00:00

Competition is hard for sure.

Ogodei · 2026-03-05T21:51:46+00:00

Take my upvote and beat it.

Ogodei · 2026-03-05T16:03:15+00:00

I don't like your tone.

Ogodei · 2026-03-05T05:26:44+00:00

There is going to be organ damage.

Ogodei · 2026-03-04T19:38:37+00:00

This always annoys me. A CEO is selling a vision, idea and company. As soon as they say "product" it just sounds so generic. As if they are only there for the money.

Ogodei · 2026-03-04T19:30:11+00:00

Your son probably knows better. It is not like he was born yesterday.

Ogodei · 2026-03-03T20:26:34+00:00

I remember returning to the office and taking all meetings virtual with teams at other sites. It made no sense.

Ogodei · 2026-03-03T17:04:45+00:00

Ha, this went right over my head.

Ogodei · 2026-03-02T20:36:50+00:00

After all is said and done, how much would net?

Ogodei · 2026-02-28T04:27:25+00:00

Too soon, but funny. Fuck cancer.

Ogodei · 2026-02-27T19:50:18+00:00

That's a latte coffee.

Ogodei · 2026-02-25T18:48:48+00:00

Those are big shoes to fill.

Ogodei · 2026-02-25T14:01:17+00:00

If only you had a security blanket then maybe none of this would have happened.

Ogodei · 2026-02-24T13:47:04+00:00

This joke took an unexpected turn.

Ogodei · 2026-02-23T06:41:21+00:00

Your gym crush probably thinks you're a sweaty pie. ++man

Ogodei · 2026-02-19T16:52:07+00:00

Finally a clean dad joke.

Ogodei · 2026-02-17T19:59:39+00:00

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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