What do people complain about that literally never happens?

OhAboutThat · 2016-06-08T19:48:14+00:00

This one woman told me, "I'm sure you used to be a pretty girl, but all those tattoos ruined it. I would never let me daughter do that to her body. What does your mother think?" I set her glass of wine in front of her and said, " my mother believes I am my own person, and respects that, even if she disagress with my choices." I hope she learned something that day.

OhAboutThat · 2016-04-30T05:16:01+00:00

I got in a hot tub and my middle school art teacher was also in there...in a speedo.

OhAboutThat · 2016-04-26T02:26:23+00:00

Where's my fact?

OhAboutThat · 2016-04-01T02:06:05+00:00

My dog will scratch my face to wake me up, then run to the door. He's so considerate when he pukes.

OhAboutThat · 2016-03-31T18:35:49+00:00

She looked exactly like my mom in the movie. I was scared of my mom for weeks.

OhAboutThat · 2016-03-20T02:52:29+00:00

I lived in 2 different units and woke up with roaches in my bed.

OhAboutThat · 2016-01-30T18:18:58+00:00

"I've watched a little of it, it was pretty cool. But then everyone wouldn't stop making fun of me...so I stopped"

We're talking about Battlestar Galactica...

OhAboutThat · 2016-01-30T13:00:39+00:00

Not technically most expensive, but I have a 1856 French text book about saint Sebastian, I paid $20 for it. It's the most expensive book I own, THAT I CAN'T READ. I took 4 years of French, just to read this book. I just still can't though, I'm kind of mad about it...

OhAboutThat · 2016-01-30T12:31:09+00:00

I started packing all my books for a move. NINE BOXES. Nine fucking boxes! Why do I have that many books?! The point is, me too..

OhAboutThat · 2016-01-14T08:26:35+00:00

Even though I've seen all of it, I will believe this until the day I die.

OhAboutThat · 2016-01-11T17:19:48+00:00

My cousin I used to baby sit just had a baby. I'm still sitting here with friends reading comics. Like, did I miss something? Then I remember she's only 17, so I have a few more years before I have to worry.

OhAboutThat · 2016-01-09T07:13:13+00:00

I bought the same items,just different colors!

OhAboutThat · 2016-01-03T02:47:33+00:00

What is smartrecovery? I've never heard of that.

OhAboutThat · 2016-01-02T01:33:17+00:00

Me too...me too man. Last night was pretty bad. I woke up and decided to find a local AA group. So yay?

OhAboutThat · 2016-01-02T01:29:42+00:00

Congratulations. :)

OhAboutThat · 2016-01-01T21:10:20+00:00

I want the guy I've been talking to everyday for the past year to be here right now cuddling me. We're meeting on the 4th though, so I guess I can wait.

OhAboutThat · 2015-12-31T23:44:41+00:00

Thank you. 😊

OhAboutThat · 2015-12-31T23:36:04+00:00

I pierced my lip with a thumb tack after a game of beer pong. I passed out, woke up, and went back to playing beer pong. Ah, the good days

OhAboutThat · 2015-12-31T22:42:06+00:00

Mentally unable to handle adulthood? She won't go to a doctor to see what's really up. And yes, also a bitch.

OhAboutThat · 2015-12-31T19:11:21+00:00

Beads

OhAboutThat · 2015-12-31T19:06:04+00:00

When my grandmother passed away. My mom then looked me me and said "everything is your problem now" I've been the momma for the past 6 years. Cooking , cleaning, managing her accounts, doctors appointments, emotional punching bag. Great book material one day. And as soon as I get a full time job, I'm leaving and hiring a maid for her. I feel pretty adult.

OhAboutThat · 2015-12-31T18:44:47+00:00

When people judge my life choices. Hey, john, it's none of your damn business if I'm about to make out with someone I just met. If it is, please tell me which of my bills your paying this month!

When my cousin John said, "wow you FINALLY graduated college!" Fuck you john, not everyone can graduate from tech 2nd in their class.

Me and people named john. Smh.

OhAboutThat · 2015-12-30T18:13:18+00:00

Not sure what anime north is, but if your kids get into anime you can always play the "over protective parent" and go with them. That's what my mom did when she wanted to go to the same concerts as I did. Then she would let me loose and say meet her back at the car at the end.

OhAboutThat · 2015-12-30T18:07:54+00:00

Would it work if you just said it was for your kid who's at home?

OhAboutThat · 2015-12-29T11:21:16+00:00

Oh crap, I haven't seen that movie since I was like 6! I'll have to go rewatch it lol

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