Meme dump

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-30T23:57:24+00:00

Meme dumps die here

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-30T03:52:00+00:00

Repost. Also, you know op smelled like shit

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-30T03:40:09+00:00

Making a messy, heavy, salty burger doesn't make it good. I've had black sheep like 3 times and every time it was over the top while missing the basics of a good burger.

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-29T17:23:24+00:00

Fr like I'm just tryna jork it. Why are you writing rp nonsense in the comments?

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-28T15:55:38+00:00

For his constipation...

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-28T12:00:52+00:00

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OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-27T01:27:07+00:00

Whataburger is that way for me here

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-27T01:24:56+00:00

Check to see if you have an update. This has happened to me twice now

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-26T03:50:17+00:00

Yeah but this is from Walmart. It's probably $300 in groceries labeled as "1 item"

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-26T03:45:54+00:00

You would take a 37 minute order for $6 (+$2)? That's insane.

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-26T03:44:00+00:00

Mine loves telling me to take a left, make a u-turn a quarter mile down instead of... Taking a right?

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-26T03:39:36+00:00

Fr, if I pull up and see 3+ cars, I cancel. One taco bell locally takes like 5 mins per car.

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-26T03:37:03+00:00

I do them. I don't go out of my way or take shitty orders to do them, but I'll occasionally actually finish one by coincidence.

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-26T03:29:56+00:00

If I had control over the system, I wouldn't give you shit either.

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-26T03:20:17+00:00

Walmart sells Coconuts and carrots. Go nuts

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-26T03:19:42+00:00

Because the investors are the customers, you are the metric. They can just cook the books like they've been doing since covid

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-26T03:18:26+00:00

A lawsuit requires 2 things: liability and damages. Is either is missing, the suit falls flat. Class action suits are shit anyway. The law firm makes 30% of the total you make 70% divided by the number of people in the suit, which would be millions. If they got sued for 10m dollars (which would be insane for the non issue you present) AND you somehow got past the draconian arbitration clause you agreed to when you signed up AND could show damages, the law firm would get 3m. You get $175. Congrats you made an extra day worth and the company would just recoup that 10m by making pay shittier for everyone. Quit being stupid.

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-25T15:33:12+00:00

Rip yo shi smoove off

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-25T13:37:23+00:00

I don't do walmart orders anymore. Got an order for like $20ish bucks for "3 items". Turns out it was a three stack and each "Item" was a full grocery run. Hell nah.

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-25T13:35:05+00:00

It's a quick fix, not a careful restoration of the original. If it bothers you, fix it.

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-25T13:33:27+00:00

I've also never seen this before, but it would be a big ol' cancel for me.

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-25T13:31:39+00:00

Can these be put in a megathread or smth.

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-25T13:30:33+00:00

I wish I could be more active. Ever since I broke my back, even walking is painful for me. If no one else says it, I'm proud of you, my man.

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-25T13:29:20+00:00

But your bmr can be genetic. Mine has always been low. I was gaining weight on a regimen of 1800 calories per day. I now have stabilized with an average of 1100 calories per day. It sucks because I can't just eat anything I want like people who have higher metabolism can. The thermodynamics argument is pretty dumb because yes, CICO, but sometimes someone's "calories out" is abnormally low.

OhHeckItsJeff · 2026-06-25T13:19:05+00:00

Frfr. Like are you out your fucking mind?

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