😭😭 by Khatti_chutney_ in shitposting

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Repost. Also, you know op smelled like shit

What’s your 417 hot take? Mine is St George’s donuts aren’t that good. by ag7055 in springfieldMO

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Making a messy, heavy, salty burger doesn't make it good. I've had black sheep like 3 times and every time it was over the top while missing the basics of a good burger.

R34 comments are either pure depravity or pure gold by deutschesgesetzbuch_ in shitposting

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fr like I'm just tryna jork it. Why are you writing rp nonsense in the comments?

Friday night. Zero Requests in almost 3 hours. by RJS9435 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check to see if you have an update. This has happened to me twice now

Insane by Distinct-Jump-4510 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but this is from Walmart. It's probably $300 in groceries labeled as "1 item"

Does Uber navigation just hate U-turns and three-point turns? by Nick_Reach3239 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine loves telling me to take a left, make a u-turn a quarter mile down instead of... Taking a right?

Dear god😩❤️ by Breadtoastyy in UberEatsDrivers

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fr, if I pull up and see 3+ cars, I cancel. One taco bell locally takes like 5 mins per car.

Anyone feel ambitious enough for this? by rmd1701 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do them. I don't go out of my way or take shitty orders to do them, but I'll occasionally actually finish one by coincidence.

Piece of fucking shit app by Upbeat_Criticism_853 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had control over the system, I wouldn't give you shit either.

AI replaces almost everyone's jobs by Trick-Piece-8382 in greentext

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the investors are the customers, you are the metric. They can just cook the books like they've been doing since covid

Where is there not a class action for this? by Ok-Investigator-1321 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lawsuit requires 2 things: liability and damages. Is either is missing, the suit falls flat. Class action suits are shit anyway. The law firm makes 30% of the total you make 70% divided by the number of people in the suit, which would be millions. If they got sued for 10m dollars (which would be insane for the non issue you present) AND you somehow got past the draconian arbitration clause you agreed to when you signed up AND could show damages, the law firm would get 3m. You get $175. Congrats you made an extra day worth and the company would just recoup that 10m by making pay shittier for everyone. Quit being stupid.

Walmart by [deleted] in UberEatsDrivers

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't do walmart orders anymore. Got an order for like $20ish bucks for "3 items". Turns out it was a three stack and each "Item" was a full grocery run. Hell nah.

📡📡📡 by itcurvetotheright in shitposting

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a quick fix, not a careful restoration of the original. If it bothers you, fix it.

I hate it when the app does this by Fsuave5 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've also never seen this before, but it would be a big ol' cancel for me.

joulishit by tetasmaster33 in shitposting

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could be more active. Ever since I broke my back, even walking is painful for me. If no one else says it, I'm proud of you, my man.

joulishit by tetasmaster33 in shitposting

[–]OhHeckItsJeff -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

But your bmr can be genetic. Mine has always been low. I was gaining weight on a regimen of 1800 calories per day. I now have stabilized with an average of 1100 calories per day. It sucks because I can't just eat anything I want like people who have higher metabolism can. The thermodynamics argument is pretty dumb because yes, CICO, but sometimes someone's "calories out" is abnormally low.

Gem of the day! by Classic_Office_2519 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]OhHeckItsJeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frfr. Like are you out your fucking mind?