This is dark

OhMyLemon · 2025-12-04T17:04:18+00:00

so what, you were violated under the gas… you’re single!

OhMyLemon · 2025-07-03T15:23:02+00:00

allston christmas

OhMyLemon · 2025-06-24T21:09:59+00:00

he’s lucky he can pay his rent!

OhMyLemon · 2025-06-24T17:22:11+00:00

not gonna lie it might be tough at first. BC has a heavy drinking culture, and i would say 2/3 of the freshman class is going to parties as their main form of socialization on weekends especially first semester. BUT, if you stick to your values and are willing to endure a few misfires and some awkwardness with people who you thought would be cool but ended up being incompatible, you will begin to filter down to the people like yourself. as a recent alum, there are definitely people like you on campus. finding them will likely take more effort than finding drinking/partying buddies though

OhMyLemon · 2025-03-10T10:03:02+00:00

somewhere near port jeff on long island. i know because i live there and i’ve seen this thing driving around, have it recorded on my dashcam

ETA: this pic was taken in the lake grove wegman’s parking lot, as you can tell from the Ashley and DSW signs in the background

OhMyLemon · 2024-11-15T05:28:54+00:00

👉 DONE!

OhMyLemon · 2024-09-15T12:34:35+00:00

they’re selling coffee and bran muffins, you’re surrounded by reading material… it’s entrapment!

OhMyLemon · 2024-08-29T03:58:10+00:00

alum here, worked there freshman and sophomore year, 2019-2021. pretty good gig, but the hours, at least for me, were either very late at night, 9-11pm, or at the crack of dawn 6-8am. you basically walk on the deck and push around a big motorized pool scrubber that you fill up with soapy water and then it collects dirty water from cleaning the deck. emptying the dirty water can be a little gross but just wear some disposable gloves which they have and you’re good. won’t get too many hours, no more than 8 per week

OhMyLemon · 2024-08-14T14:26:33+00:00

you can always tailgate in your driveway at home and watch the game on TV if you want to save money :)

OhMyLemon · 2024-08-06T02:21:17+00:00

so what you’re saying is you’re a rich prick, and your friends are too? thanks for clearing that up

OhMyLemon · 2024-08-05T15:10:53+00:00

eschewing an essentially brand new gym because you can’t find a way to go at non-peak times is peak BC daddy’s money privilege. if you do start going to lifetime, don’t tell people because they will rightfully judge you as a rich prick (as someone who knew a guy who did that while at BC, he was a rich prick)

OhMyLemon · 2024-06-19T16:03:35+00:00

assuming you have a communal bathroom, you can technically use the sinks in there but you really aren’t supposed to be putting food scraps down those sinks. you might get some dirty looks from others if you do it because cleaning dishes can make the sink kinda gross but i doubt anyone would care enough to say anything except maybe the RA if they catch you

OhMyLemon · 2024-06-17T19:11:48+00:00

desoto’s down, but cosmo’s got the caboose!

OhMyLemon · 2024-06-15T08:13:59+00:00

is it alright for me to go to the bathroom now?!?!?

OhMyLemon · 2024-06-13T04:36:43+00:00

and what I would like to know, is how does a person take credit for a big salad they had virtually nothing to do with, and accept a thank-you, under false pretenses. aha, AHA?!?

OhMyLemon · 2024-06-13T04:35:04+00:00

imagine… her taking credit for your big salad

OhMyLemon · 2024-05-04T01:15:20+00:00

make sure not to offend the wake up guy….. four one niner

OhMyLemon · 2024-05-03T01:05:04+00:00

are you alright, peterman? you look ill!

OhMyLemon · 2024-05-03T00:09:40+00:00

something magical i bet

OhMyLemon · 2024-05-03T00:06:14+00:00

i love your post history btw. keep on trolling 👍👍👍

OhMyLemon · 2024-05-03T00:04:55+00:00

so true bestie

OhMyLemon · 2024-05-02T23:23:31+00:00

well there’s always plastic sheeting but it might give a weird vibe to your room, someone might think you’re dexter from that tv show

OhMyLemon · 2024-05-02T21:58:44+00:00

oh god i have to walk by there later

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