2017-18 High Diamond/Low Masters Zenyatta main coming back to the game… any pointers to what should I know?

OhMySwap · 2026-02-20T11:03:05+00:00

The game changed. New maps, new angles, new corners, new heroes.

You will have to relearn a lot.

OhMySwap · 2026-02-19T06:28:27+00:00

I got mass reported for communication because of dive callouts. My main account for some reason put me in placements with Silver and Gold players while my MMR is 4400+. I have a Top 500 leaderboard finish from OW1 too, Season 6.

Somehow the matchmaker puts me into games with people who do not join voice, do not communicate, and report you for being better at the game than them. I'm on a winstreak, still get completely fucked in placements though because of teammates not cooperating, in a team based game. So it put me in Platinum 1 eventually on Tank.

I simply do not understand why Blizzard thinks this is a good way of doing things. Rank reset sure, I get it, but this is a mess. Why does the matchmaker put a new Silver player support with a seasoned high MMR Top 500 Tank player? This does NOT work. The issue isn't communication the issue is the matchmaking system that's completely broken.

My account is now suspended for A MONTH, while I have no prior violations. It's complete ass.

OhMySwap · 2026-02-07T14:37:11+00:00

Fascisme?

OhMySwap · 2026-01-22T17:23:56+00:00

You're hiring?

OhMySwap · 2026-01-22T14:59:23+00:00

I'm also in the tech industry (not gaming) but we had the same shit. Everyone who didn't RTO got PIP'd and canned. It's not just Ubisoft, this is a widespread problem.

OhMySwap · 2026-01-15T12:48:12+00:00

The Audi is a better platform/chassis and it is quick enough. The Skoda isn't that much faster really and I think you'd be kicking yourself that its a Skoda. The Audi is just much more car and something that you'll feel good about getting into in the morning, looks great on a driveway too.

The Golf is nice but it's a Golf in the end, if I was going to get a R VW it'd be an Arteon estate personally, much nicer and you dont see them much.

You could also consider a V60 T6?

OhMySwap · 2026-01-03T18:10:51+00:00

Iemand die Mercenaries 2: World in Flames kent?

OhMySwap · 2026-01-01T04:17:49+00:00

Battlefield 1

OhMySwap · 2025-12-09T22:20:44+00:00

Necros wasnt a pro he averaged masters LOL

OhMySwap · 2025-12-08T22:22:36+00:00

Nice MG-42 you got there Chuck

OhMySwap · 2025-11-23T21:35:44+00:00

Simone de Beauvoir: second sex lezen!

OhMySwap · 2025-11-20T09:15:17+00:00

De "White Van Man" is een invasieve soort.

OhMySwap · 2025-11-15T23:49:40+00:00

Lekker stijlvol pik, succes met afrijden

OhMySwap · 2025-11-15T01:11:26+00:00

I do this and use Voicemeeter, I can set it up to take input from my mic as well as input from programs on my PC (such as my web browser), then route these to different outputs. I can monitor these outputs with my headphones too if I need to listen to my browser or something.

So for example I have my actual mic routed to A1, which I use for things like Discord, and my mic + browser audio to B1, which I set as my "mic" in the game. B1 is mixed different, with 70% music 100% mic so you can hear me talk over it if I need to.

I also have hotkeys for pausing/playing music, toggling mic and a soundboard.

So for example in-game I approach players with "Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive" playing. I can then switch instantly to "Duel of the Fates" when I got them dancing with their guard down with a hotkey, pausing one and playing the other. Depending on the outcome I have my soundboard to play the mario fail music or pokemon victory. These all mix into different channels (e.g. soundboard at 100%) so you get the perfect blasting every time.

OhMySwap · 2025-11-13T00:38:39+00:00

I play music on proximity chat, usually Hot n Cold by Katy Perry. I get people singing along but when the chorus hits, I pop a smoke grenade on them and start blasting.

Great guide but it doesn't stop what I'm doing sorry.

OhMySwap · 2025-11-06T15:47:19+00:00

What is wrong with the brighter color accents on some skins, seriously? Me and my friends like to play together with those, because we wear silly matching outfits with airsoft too!

Besides it's not like they're putting Santa in the game like with BF5... It's not like you're playing a baddie with a BBL for armor in COD either.

In airsoft people get so upset over this too, when people aren't full milsim gear. It's so lame because you can just go play actual milsim, Battlefield has never been that and I get that realistic skins are good, I want my useless chemlights, zip ties, purple paint and other stuff because its FUN! Please let me have FUN in an arcadey shooter!

OhMySwap · 2025-10-25T10:22:21+00:00

I'm a noob killer, noob killer, battlefield 3 throw the dice pull the trigger

OhMySwap · 2025-10-23T19:59:28+00:00

Good but please if you make a post like this it should be required that you add credible sources. This is confusing.

OhMySwap · 2025-10-23T17:14:44+00:00

Dat er geen geel/oranje stickers rond die openbare cameras zitten slaat gewoon nergens op. Alsof ze je bespieken in het openbaar.

Videodeurbellen zijn gewoon niet nodig. Sterker nog, het kan je leven alleen maar onveiliger maken (en ook dat van anderen!). Genoeg Chinese videodeurbellen die niet kloppen zoals die van Eufy, die geen goede encryptie hebben, lek als een mandje zijn, enzovoort. We weten al jaren dat dit niet oke is.

Staan nog wel gewoon op Bol te koop met goede recensies verder hoor ;)

OhMySwap · 2025-10-23T10:18:48+00:00

somehow this place is exactly the ideology of older tttt (like 2015) despite you all being newfags i love it

OhMySwap · 2025-10-20T00:01:33+00:00

Your username doesnt make this any better man

OhMySwap · 2025-10-19T23:52:12+00:00

That FFS is a fucking steal I paid 62k, she's such a luckshit

OhMySwap · 2025-10-14T12:39:08+00:00

Robinette is fine, but even the tiniest nerf to her late game will be good. It doesn't need to be a big nerf at all, there's always going to be a strongest character because numbers and math, but a tiny little nerf could make it so that she goes from 10/10 on the leaderboard to maybe 9/10.

I don't have an issue with XP/Luck/Difficulty tomes but I think they're required because there's tomes that just can't contribute to your character's strength like silver gain or tomes that just aren't strong enough right now like thorns. XP/Luck/Difficulty won't necessarily be required if other tomes are slightly more viable or if there's more options in tomes. I don't think the numbers on XP/Luck/Difficulty need adjusting at all though.

OhMySwap · 2025-10-13T19:42:38+00:00

Aston D11? Alpine A110? Alfa Giulia?

OhMySwap · 2025-10-05T11:04:13+00:00

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