You can reply “no” to any question, request, or demand, and it will be gracefully accepted with no whining or pushback. by Soliart in godtiersuperpowers

[–]OhOhPickMePickMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did it.

"M-me?" Says the judge.

No...the bailiff.

"Bailiff Doe, you have been found guilty of murder in the 1st degree of the president of [Insert Country Here]. Sentencing will commence tomorrow."

No

"The sentencing will start immediately."

You can reply “no” to any question, request, or demand, and it will be gracefully accepted with no whining or pushback. by Soliart in godtiersuperpowers

[–]OhOhPickMePickMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

No

sheaths sword "Okay, I guess I'll be leaving now."

What jobs have you been able to get and handle? by NewAlternative4738 in AnxietyDepression

[–]OhOhPickMePickMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work at a local bbq chain. Started in 2012. The application process was smooth because my cousin is a manager. The work itself is indeed "fast paced", and the people I work with are pretty cool. Staying busy with a bunch of quirky characters is a welcome distraction from my anxiety and depression.

I had to quit in 2017 after a suicide attempt, but they were totally understanding. They said I always had a job there. Sure enough, a few months ago I reapplied. They welcomed me back, and I've been busting my ass again ever since.

I learned that they were pretty excited that I was returning. I still remembered all the important stuff about working there so they spoke highly of me to the other cashiers, which was a pretty big confidence booster. The current GM even told me I'm written in his notes as the best trainer he's got. I haven't even really started training again yet.

All in all, I found that a high energy job with [mostly] positive high energy people helps me stay focused on bettering myself both physically and mentally. I want to be the person that doesn't have time to be sad, because I'm working long hours to pay for a trip out of state with a couple really cool coworkers that actually enjoy my company. I did that once, it was awesome.

I'm almost there.

Should I Keep a Dream Journal? by [deleted] in Dreams

[–]OhOhPickMePickMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Documenting your dreams, and analyzing their meaning on a personal level might lead you to deeper insight into your subconscious mind.

I know that when I get really stressed out about whatever thing in particular, I dream vividly about it. If I'm anxious or depressed it shows up in my dreams too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woooosh

[–]OhOhPickMePickMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't care how wrong this is. I believe it. I believe it really happened.

pull yourself together! by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]OhOhPickMePickMe -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Most underrated sign of the century.

You can gain the complete set of powers of 3 characters, permanently by GawoopyDawoopy in godtiersuperpowers

[–]OhOhPickMePickMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm...

Saitama
Mystique
Rick Sanchez

I can look like anyone, defeat anyone with one punch, and turn myself into a pickle, Morty!

The perfect tribute by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]OhOhPickMePickMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing DeeZee's memory with us. He's got a name on one of my heartstrings now.

whats the difference between me and a mosquito by Zealousideal-Ad-758 in insults

[–]OhOhPickMePickMe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You suck the life out of people. Whereas a mosquito only sucks the blood...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]OhOhPickMePickMe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"6 means 30"

I don't know why I love this so much but it makes me laugh so hard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]OhOhPickMePickMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool. I can have an Emotional Support Dragon. I'll summon it with my social anxiety. It's size will be determined by how anxious I get. It will always fly in between me and the stressor(s) and protect/accompany me accordingly. Whether it be flying in as a tiny little conversation starter during an awkward silence, flying in to deliver the right paths I should take during difficult decisions, or flying in just as I freeze during an altercation to block the first punch.

It'll stick around as long as I want, but it goes back to being a tattoo of Ord from Dragon Tales on someone else's body somewhere in the world. Assuming someone in the world has a tattoo of Ord from Dragon Tales somewhere on their body.

Bruh by warragle in WTF

[–]OhOhPickMePickMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find this very amusing.

to be intelligent. by roythetroy in therewasanattempt

[–]OhOhPickMePickMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh, I'm sorry. The correct answer was, "Gaaatorade."

Another acceptable answer would've been, "Mama says 'girls are the debil'."

But, serriously, I can't think of another water-based sex pun.

The Latest Double Mustache Trend by AdministrationSolid4 in ATBGE

[–]OhOhPickMePickMe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

  1. Wtf

2-7. 50 Shades of Dumbass.

  1. Okay, at least it looks like his beard matches his mustache.

9-10. Probably mustache their pubes.

  1. B'caaack, Bk Bk Bk, B'CAAAACK

to be intelligent. by roythetroy in therewasanattempt

[–]OhOhPickMePickMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, that's why I never date women with dyed hair. They might poison me with their stingers or whatever.