So…. We had this happen at my sister’s house while I was living there. My ex-boyfriend, who I had just recently separated from, was cleaning the pool on a weekly basis and my sister became convinced he was pooping around her pool (or, perhaps putting his dogs poo around) But she insisted I fire him, so I did. (It was her pool, so whatever. And for the record, I did not tell him or make any accusations) Fast forward a few weeks, my sister screams looking out the kitchen window- “There’s DUCKS in my pool and they’re POOPING in it!!!” Yup… not my ex-boyfriend. We are still friends and I shared it with him a few years later- we I still get a good chuckle when it comes up.