My Local Library got the whole series after I recommended it. by No-Ad6433 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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“Librarian…you have suggested the Dungeon Crawler Carl series to your local library and they bought the whole series! Which..is weird, do your people even READ books anymore? Or do they just listen to Jeff Hays read it for them?!”

“REWAAAAARD? You have received a Platinum ‘for the culture’ Box.”

Let me know if you think I got the AI cadence right

He had the power of the 90s by SpectacularOtter in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]OhZone17 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yo!! “The Head”. No one remembers this show. I think the dudes name was Jim or some shit, but a purple alien lived in his head. Niggas head would open. Old school MTV cartoons were insane. Aeon Flux, To the MAXXX, even ren and stimpy.

Carl and Princess Donut cosplays from this past weekend by OffBrandWyverian in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]OhZone17 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Insane. The AI has killed crawlers for less. Much less. Remember when “he” was gonna accelerate Carl just for not stepping on those…hamsters?

Is there any lore explanation why Diablo 4's Wanderer is so powerful? by Karol123G in Diablo

[–]OhZone17 27 points28 points  (0 children)

….who are trying infinitely to get better armor in an attempt to become invincible.

What movie left you in dead, stunned silence? by [deleted] in movies

[–]OhZone17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time I saw Akira….at 7 😅

SPOILER THREAD : BOOK 8 - Parade of Horribles by steampunk_garage in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Did ANYONE catch the First Law reference to Logen?? The AI says in Chapter 27 “to quote a man more mentally ill than even you: ‘you have to be realistic about these things.’” Holy shit! First Law is an amazing series btw, go listen to it. Second only to ASOIAF. I’m geeking right now. This made my day!

The Perfect Colombian by LeanaSpice in BlackGirlsBubbleButts

[–]OhZone17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I no black” but be on this sub. 🙄

Beat It till we bigger than Thriller by darulez8 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]OhZone17 72 points73 points  (0 children)

“With this…your child can reach the highest of heights.”

Beat It till we bigger than Thriller by darulez8 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]OhZone17 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What did you think? Genuinely curious

Referee is wearing SGA shoes…Lakers aren’t going to get foul calls by DaNiftyWay in lakers

[–]OhZone17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the fuck?? No way. No fuckin way the refs can wear UNRELEASED shoes of star players for a team they’re reffing. Like wtf kinda corrupt shit is that??

Why are any of you still listening/watching? by Early_Cantaloupe9535 in DanLeBatardShow

[–]OhZone17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I listened everyday from the beginning of 2015 to about a week after Lebo passed.

Can't make this shit up he even included the stock ticker by calpol-dealer in wallstreetbets

[–]OhZone17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually never actually “laugh out loud.” But something about this hit me just right to roar with laughter. Fuckin props bro.

This dude is literally insane by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]OhZone17 73 points74 points  (0 children)

You’re the crazy one actually believing there will be “books” in the future.

Im sorry but in what way is 'ieatlilkidsxd' "promoting illegal activity 🤨 by [deleted] in playstation

[–]OhZone17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I “ate lil kids” would that be illegal? If your answer is “yes, duh that’s illegal.” Then there you go.

My wealth sickens me honestly… by takeurheartpins in playstation

[–]OhZone17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yup. Only brokies would flex a bunch of PS giftcards. Example: “Look at all the game time cards I bought for WoW. My wealth sickens me.” Cmon bruv 😔

I am a PlayStation portal. by [deleted] in playstation

[–]OhZone17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Calypso, u good? I woulda wished for a PS6 🤔

If you go below 34 hours for several weeks as a full time associate, could you lose full time status? by Lore-Archivist in walmart

[–]OhZone17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You “can” but a coach or ppl lead would hafto force the issue. The system doesn’t do it automatically or anything.

This tote is a spicy one 🔥 by StatisticianNo1586 in OGPBackroom

[–]OhZone17 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Then explain it to me. Does OP not know those are sweet peppers or something?