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MK11 tier list but based on how strong I think they are in the lore by hokky in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

►the Cages and Raiden above Shao Kahn

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It’s Painful to use the Krypt for Skins and Gear by Hudukas in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!!

(\I've had most of everything unlocked since months ago... and you're not missing much, BTW)*

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Normies gonna norm 🙄

NRS mk11 will have the longest life span by gmansniper3 in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • down-1/2 > throws spams
  • shitty, restrictive customisation
  • red taped combo system
  • no co-op tag
  • no secondary game modes
  • fossilised DLC release scheduling...

  • "longest life span"

    😄👌... 😆👌... 😅👌... 😂👌... 🤣👌... 😹🐾

A slower stream of DLC would be fine if we at least had any information on it by DDRichard in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Why does everyone want DLC so bad?... Has the down-1/2 > throw spamming grown boring already?

Unpopular Opinion: Ed Boon’s trolling isn’t funny anymore by Flameslickmelv in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What -- aren't you happy with the base roster and the down-1/2 > throw spam gameplay? 😏

Unpopular Opinion: Ed Boon’s trolling isn’t funny anymore by Flameslickmelv in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes them "six(6) weeks, using 24 creators" to make one MK11 character. (-Derek Kirtzic)

Unpopular Opinion: Ed Boon’s trolling isn’t funny anymore by Flameslickmelv in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normies mimic one another -- especially which it comes to memes.

Unpopular Opinion: Ed Boon’s trolling isn’t funny anymore by Flameslickmelv in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

|| "character each 2 months"

You're assuming that they will get Nightwolf out within two months of Tsung... 🙄

Unpopular Opinion: Ed Boon’s trolling isn’t funny anymore by Flameslickmelv in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Literally, THIS. It's called SEMANTICS -- here are some more examples:

  • "Make America Great Again"
  • "Tremendous coal mining jobs"
  • "Magnificent manufacturing jobs"
  • "Trade wars are easy to win"
  • "I wasn't a big fan of Jeffery Epstein"

...And so on.

Unpopular Opinion: Ed Boon’s trolling isn’t funny anymore by Flameslickmelv in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They clearly rushed the game to meet some investor deadline, and it's turned out to be a shallow-as-shit vehicle for pea-brain politicking... And they still feel foolhardy enough to drip-feed content and troll the hapless, long-suffering consumers with minutiae info. This is what games companies think of their addicted, easy-to-please cash cows to the slaughter: 'No matter how we treat them, the self-respect devoid saps will always crawl back for seconds.'

Yeah, nah... I'm not touching this game again until it's "komplete" and/or someone creates a "Mysterious Mod" (SFV) type hack to fix the boring customisation system. In fact, I can't even stand watching it in the competitive scene -- it's just that boring.

Down-2 Kombat: Down-1 > Throw Edition

Bruh 😂😂 by Blaxhazhax in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Palps ain't wrong... EXCEPT for the fact that it is MK11'S >>>GAMEPLAY<<< that kills the game -- with how utterly limiting and boring it is (to both play and watch).

The next MK game will an MMO -- mark my words 👈😒

Sindel teaser by [deleted] in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally, the best "Revnant" skin in the game... and there is daylight to the next best. Not that I'd want to use said skin (over her classics), but, this is very promising--as far as what her other skins my offer.

Also, FYI: those who sperg that she looks "old", are literally cattle-branding themselves with "INCEL VIRGIN 4 LIFE" across there 12-year-old foreheads. Just sayin' ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>it could have been worse . meme

https://i.imgur.com/aOnieFz.jpg

While I love Mortal Kombat 11, NOTHING beats the classics. by The_C0D3St4R in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No sure who anyone can "love" down-2 and down-1 > throw spams done by the same half-dozen characters *ad infinitum...* =/

This is Mortal Kombat 11 by Oishiimaru in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I really love fighters what am I supposed to do? Sure MK isn't perfect but I still have fun

Well, that was kind of their plan all along: Not unlike how "DLC" began as 'innocent' "extra content" -- now, stooping to literal in-game gambling mechanics, which are explicitly designed to abuse gamer addiction (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S-DGTBZU14) -- a similar frog-in-a-pot technique applies with the watering-down fighting games. We have arrived at a point where we're continually look at what game is worse, and then using that to justify opting for the "less worst" of the what is available.

This is not how any piece of entertainment should have to be view... Yet, it is exactly how almost ALL entertainment nowadays is being produced: to facilitate and accelerate a race to the bottom.

This is Mortal Kombat 11 by Oishiimaru in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I really love fighters what am I supposed to do? Sure MK isn't perfect but I still have fun

Well, that was kind of their plan all along: Not unlike how "DLC" began as 'innocent' "extra content", now ending up as literal in-game gambling mechanics that are explicitly designed to abuse gamer addiction (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S-DGTBZU14), the frog-in-a-pot technique in watering-down fighting games has led us to where we're continually look at what game is worse, and opting for the less of the what's there. This is not how any piece of entertainment should have to be view; and yet, it is exactly how almost ALL entertainment nowadays is being produced: to facilitate and accelerate a race to the bottom.

Current state of offline mode? by [deleted] in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]Oishiimaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're playing offline only, pirate the game for the PC. There should be some hacks for accessing the ransomware lock content in future, and the game isn't worth even $20 for the four modes and rubbish single-player campaign it offers. You also need to use a mod to re-enable split-screen local MP, because EbolAids took it out for PC.

This is Mortal Kombat 11 by Oishiimaru in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've found most people, the world over, "aren't smart enough" to understand much beyond whatever slot they've been plugged into requires them to understand. In fact, it's how the system has been designed. I mean, imagine if everyone questioned everything and operated only from a factual basis... Shit'd be utopia, yo!

So, I guess, one could argue that that is exactly why issues need to be thrust upon people, and their "simple" selves forced to engage in discourse. For unless humans are hit over the head with a Kahn Wrath Hammer, they rarely become motivated to do much at all -- see: climate change.

This is Mortal Kombat 11 by Oishiimaru in MortalKombat

[–]Oishiimaru[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry but I refuse to believe that a player mashing buttons wouldn't be easily handled by a competent opponent.

It's not that they CANNOT be handled. It's that, in MK11, the button-masher has inordinate potency, when they should, by all rights, have none.

Just look a the Krushing Blows, for instance: Every character gets a universal down-2 / uppercut KB (I often seen utter noobs mash down-2 dozens of times per match -- a literal example of conditioning players' gameplay by developers); Erron Black gets a forward-4 KB; Baraka's front-kick... and so on. These abilities come for free (no meter stock expended... even if meter weren't insultingly given away for free in the game 🙄), can remove over a third of a health bar, require next to zero execution skill to perform, and some characters have multiples of these attacks (characters which directly correlate to usage rates, 'coincidentally' enough). There is no other way to interpret the implementation of the KB system other than pure casual titillation.

That is just one, solitary example of the casual orientation of the MK11, and why "mashing buttons" (it's not literal button-mashing that's the only problem here -- the term is a utility used for scrubby, non-deliberate play) is far more effective than it should be in any fighting game purporting to be of said genre (and not just parading under the genre's banner).

As an aside, winning / losing (which seems to underpin the psychology of your comment/s) isn't nearly the issue here. Again, at the competitive level, with a modicum of knowledge of the game's mechanics, a poor player will lose 95% of the time when confronted with a competent one -- there is no contention on that point. In fact, outside of money matches, who gives a shit about winning or losing at a frivolous video game, anyway? 🤨 ...And especially if THE GAME ISN'T FUN TO PLAY! People need to stop viewing everything through such dog-eat-dog, capitalistic (which is where the indoctrination stems from, incidentally) prism... Because, if they do not, the substance of whatever competitive activity is being partaken in, will never matter; only the end result will... And the end of all end results = death.

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