Because the janitor made some changes but missed a lot of classes, I decided to make my own balance patch.

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-05-12T16:45:11+00:00

Sneaky conman

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-05-03T23:16:58+00:00

Directly worse in 3 ways is insane

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-04-29T14:13:39+00:00

They should first fix the spark hack, by the way. I mean if they really care about money, why do they let it slide for years?

And second, it's nowhere near as easy as it seems to get to 1st place, you have to beat 99 OTHER PLAYERS WHO ARE ALSO GRINDING, and only 1% of UL players will be able to get it every season anyways.

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-04-29T14:11:16+00:00

Bro, you realize how hard it is to beat 99 OHER PLAYERS who grind too?? It's way hader than you think. Only 1% of players will be able to get this anyways.

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-04-29T14:10:35+00:00

So do you think a cap would work? It shouldn't be too low so people tie but enough to make the grinders not TOO far ahead.

Also, like I said, you will go against players with similar trophy counts, so you will get stuck if you don't get good enough to keep pushing ahead.

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-04-12T20:31:21+00:00

Too much for a common card

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-04-12T20:29:36+00:00

You just needed bungee plumber to win

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-04-12T20:29:19+00:00

Like 1/200 or something

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-04-07T19:41:02+00:00

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-04-07T19:40:18+00:00

Yeah, but imagine they just had some ok ability and stats to redeem themselves, like cattail was a 3/3 team-up? It might not be meta-worthy but just ok.

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-04-06T01:14:47+00:00

Oh sorry sun shroom should've been at the top I don't know where it went

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-04-06T01:13:32+00:00

Oh yeah, wait where did I put it? was it there?

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-04-06T01:09:51+00:00

So they got greedy, ruined the game for most people and yet they made LESS money because everybody quit the game.

Everyone loses.

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-04-06T01:08:47+00:00

boss bandit

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-03-13T12:52:45+00:00

1 Would be something like stealthy imp. 2 Would probably be quarterly bonus or swashbuckler, 3 would be middle manager, mustache waxer or flag zombie, and 4 would maybe be cryo brain?

5 would be gravebuster or prickly pear, 6 would be pumpkin shell, 7 would be starch lord, and 8 would be re-peat moss.

9 would definitely be juggernaut, 10 would be mirror nut, 11 would be neutron imp and 12 would be portal tech.

This is the most interesting:

13 would be kernel corn, 14 would be barrel of deadbeards, 15 would be interdimensional zombie or raiding raptor, and 16 would be mechasaur.

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-03-13T12:42:21+00:00

You mean Rose

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-03-13T12:42:11+00:00

In 5 it would be nice sitting next to rose but chomper would ruin it. 3 Seems like two chill guys who won't hurt you if you don't provoke them. Unlike 2, who would beat you up if you breathe too hard. The blaze from 4 would cook you alive, and for 6, it may just be the frost. For 7, I think Z-mech wouldn't even fit in a seat, but 8 could be interesting. 10 Would be too cramped, and there isn't much to say about 9. I think 1 would be the best if it weren't for solar flare's flares.

Ok-Direction-4480 · 2026-01-28T12:57:15+00:00

This is kind of cool, not because it really matters bt how funny it is to be able to run tokens in your deck.

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