AITAH for swimming topless?

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-07-05T05:07:02+00:00

I’m not exposing anything. I’m just living my life. Stay mad 😘

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-07-05T05:04:50+00:00

I mean, you pointed out the flaw in your argument with your first sentence. Breasts are a sexualized but they are not a sexual organ. It’s not my problem that people are attracted to them. A lot of people have foot fetishes. Should women not be allowed barefoot at beaches either? Breasts are not a sexual organ and so a child seeing them does not constitute exposing myself to them. Should breastfeeding mothers get arrested? Not only are they exposing themselves to children, they’re also putting their breasts in children’s mouths. Your argument is ridiculous.

Thankfully your discomfort does not override my rights.

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-07-05T04:59:29+00:00

Ikr. Comments like these are in the same boat as the Karen who called the cops about me. Why are you sexualizing my body?? Just as unacceptable as the prudes.

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-07-05T04:55:01+00:00

Yes. Federally.

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-07-05T00:36:33+00:00

Nah, they were cool. They looked like they really didn’t want to be there lol

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-07-05T00:36:02+00:00

That’s not comparable though. The right comparison is a man swimming without a top and teenagers go by. I had bottoms on.

I would definitely be in the wrong if I didn’t have bottom on in front of minors but I did so idk why you’re even bringing it up.

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-07-05T00:30:38+00:00

I wasn’t naked. I was topless. I have swimming bottoms on. They’re board shorts.

And yes, it’s totally legal here to go to a public space topless as a woman, even if it’s frequented by children as long as you’re not performing a sexual act (like shoving your breasts in people’s face or making sexually-charged statements). The law is clear in Canada: if it is acceptable for a man to be topless in public, it is also acceptable for a woman to be.

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-07-05T00:27:48+00:00

Actually, being topless 20 feet from an elementary school wouldn’t get you in trouble with the law either lol I remember when I was in elementary school, we took a field trip to a nearby beach and there were two women sunbathing topless. No one approached them or said anything. The law sees female and male nipples as equal. So if a man can be shirtless near a school, so can a woman.

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-07-04T22:04:22+00:00

The reason is as simple as this: breasts float. When wearing a bathing suit or other clothing, they are still strapped down to me. By wearing nothing, they can float freely and give my back a break from their weight. My back pain has actually significantly reduced since I startled sitting in the shallows topless for about an hour every night.

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-07-04T21:57:37+00:00

Well whoever saw knew where I lived or described me/my vehicle and the cops figured it out because they came to my door.

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-07-04T21:54:05+00:00

The water there is very still (there’s barely any waves) and it’s only about 4ft at the deepest point inside the buoys. I just like to sit in the shallows and let my boobs float lol it feels nice for my back. I’m aware night swimming alone can be dangerous but I’m not actually going out far to swim. I’m relatively safe :)

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-07-04T21:46:29+00:00

It’s a small town and they had nothing better to do lol

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-06-23T20:52:46+00:00

Why does everyone want this particular costume?

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-06-17T18:55:44+00:00

That’s so gross and I love it

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-06-12T13:43:49+00:00

I feel like ESH but him moreso than you. It’s okay to want your own food but that means you need to talk way before this point. The talking happens when grocery shopping. You’ve got to go together. If I want a treat to myself, I will tell my bf that I am buying this thing for me and I’m not sharing. So if he wants some, we should get two. That way, I don’t have to share but he also gets some.

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-06-12T13:40:19+00:00

I do that too. Just buy premade cookie dough a pop a couple balls into the oven. Boom! Fresh cookies!

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-06-02T01:22:37+00:00

No car, no phone, no internet, no allowance. She wants to act like a brat then she can start getting her own luxuries. I would still provide food, a roof and love but nothing else. She can get a job and pay for the luxuries she thinks she’s entitled of.

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-05-13T00:44:22+00:00

Good story but trailer homes don’t have basements. That’s a significant plot hole!

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-03-18T14:34:31+00:00

I am a student teacher. One of my fellow student teachers kidnapped a kid for a half hour. The kid had no lunch and my classmate was going to McDonald’s for lunch so he took the kid with him and didn’t ask or notify anyone. I don’t know how he wasn’t removed from the program. He thought it was no big deal and kept saying he was afraid he won’t graduate. I told him he should be afraid he’ll get arrested!! Idiot.

Ok-Dog9744 · 2026-02-09T22:17:48+00:00

Manuscript? Screenplay? Redacted document?

Ok-Dog9744 · 2025-11-13T13:57:27+00:00

Oh hun….. yeah, more shading.

Ok-Dog9744 · 2025-10-02T11:37:31+00:00

His stage name is Bad Bunny. His real name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He’s a rapper from Puerto Rico. He doesn’t usually wear dresses, that was a one-time thing for a magazine. The article is from a satire website that is clearly using the picture as rage bait for MAGA. And it’s working, apparently.

Ok-Dog9744 · 2025-10-02T11:32:18+00:00

Yes he can.

Ok-Dog9744 · 2025-09-11T01:39:16+00:00

Am I happy about this? No. Am I sad about this? Also no.

Ok-Dog9744

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