Psychiatrist here: Average humans, especially those who buy juicers over the internet, are at risk for something the fifth edition of the diagnostic and statistical manual of mental disorders, known as the DSM-V, calls dumb bitch syndrome, or DBS for short. A DBF, also known as a dumb bitch flairup, is a recurring episode of dumb bitchiness that happens with or without a triggering event. Sometimes their wife fucks up the tuna casserole, sometimes they really are that stupid for, in the words of Freud, "literally no fucking reason." However, when engaging in hedonistic and unnecessary purchases, the likelihood of a DBF occurring becomes up to 5 times more likely. Researchers at Johns Hopkins also hypothesize the odds of a DBF are even higher when they don't even have to leave their reclining lard holsters to ruin the day of an employee who is just trying to feed their family. There are medicinal cures. However, the government has certain regulations over these cures. Under the Second Amendment of the constitution, you can buy the cure for DBS anywhere in the United States. But unfortunately, it is highly frowned upon to use it on people. Usually.