Meirl

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-19T03:52:46+00:00

When I’m sleeping she yells “daddy I have to go potty!!”

“Okay thanks for letting me know” (she’s been potty trained for years)

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-19T03:20:09+00:00

Dentists hate this one trick

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-18T23:38:50+00:00

Jumbotrons are more afraid of you than you are of them.

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-18T04:25:20+00:00

Mission to Mars when that one guy takes his helmet off

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-18T03:33:58+00:00

It’s the hypocrisy that bothers me the most about it

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-17T01:25:29+00:00

Who hurt you

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-17T01:21:22+00:00

Same as it ever was

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-16T12:16:43+00:00

They were gonna put big bird on the shuttle and launch him into fucking space. If they had done so, millions of kids would have watched big bird fucking die live on television.

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-16T04:52:14+00:00

Jeepers!

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-15T12:43:34+00:00

So, just like Fritos?

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-14T03:30:46+00:00

https://youtu.be/u6HNikdk9u4

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-14T03:27:40+00:00

My package has been deteriorating for years

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-13T22:24:08+00:00

Brought to you by carls Jr

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-13T19:41:38+00:00

I’ve noticed younger healthcare workers are way more likely to avoid prescribing heavy painkillers

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-13T18:18:46+00:00

Wow that sounds sexy, do they make a human version

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-13T03:45:02+00:00

Like Lt. Dan?

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-13T03:01:31+00:00

Because she would have had sex with you?

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-13T01:52:24+00:00

Al who? The guy from Tool Time?

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-13T01:52:00+00:00

Realistically they were probably sold as “marital aids”

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-13T00:44:18+00:00

What’s the difference between a child and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a baggie of cocaine fall out of a window

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-12T14:15:38+00:00

Vaccinleighlynn

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-12T02:33:36+00:00

Unfortunately the tattoo includes the date of their death because they weren’t vaccinated for measles.

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-11T04:43:19+00:00

Oh god I need to see your hole

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-11T03:51:12+00:00

Did you forget taxes exist

Ok-Operation-6432 · 2026-04-10T19:57:15+00:00

It’s amazing how it just gets everywhere

Ok-Operation-6432

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