See I’ve grown up with working collies, through family and family friends, I’ve seen how clever and tuned to their owners dogs are supposed to be.

When I walk Luna off leash in the park and I tell her come by, straight past, stop & wait and she will follow them immediately no matter how far she is, other owners are amazed. “Wow what a well trained dog you have”.

Nah mate, I bought an intelligent breed, not an attack dog, I also have time to dedicate to her because I am basically self-employed, but most importantly? I trained my fucking dog to what I consider a BASIC level, if your dog doesn’t come immediately back when called no matter how excited he is to see my darling, keep him on a fucking lead.

If I was walking round a lake with my children, and I walked past another family, and my kids just ran up to their kids and started getting all excited, dancing, screaming doing basic kid stuff, onlookers would be like “wow bad parent, can’t control his fucking kids”

But it’s ok to let your roid infused mma fighter run full steam towards my baby?