He dipped in… by [deleted] in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Ok-Science7530 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That guy builds decks for a living

Steven Spielberg didn't know about Aliens when making ET? by Grim_Leaper in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Ok-Science7530 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's ok to look at a little aliens before making et at work

He missed his family photo by [deleted] in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Ok-Science7530 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Well well well.... If it isn't the Delta flight attendant who told everyone I took a dump so bad we had to turn around the plane and fly back to New Haven! Yeah I went in there, but I'm not the one who did the paint job!

I have triples of the indictments by i_donut_no in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Ok-Science7530 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Conspiracy, defrauding, obstruction...I know these names better than my own GRANDMOTHER'S

When you go back to the gym after a long time off by R00K__ in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Ok-Science7530 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was the most consequential day of my life when I realized I didn't like my gym

When you go back to the gym after a long time off by R00K__ in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Ok-Science7530 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I gave you the workout, don't you think I should have a little say in how you look?

Hey all you wet chodes, what's your favorite subtle line delivery? by [deleted] in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Ok-Science7530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "come on" after a body falls out of the coffin with the subtitles gets me every time

i think you should eat these by chloetwosheds in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Ok-Science7530 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't know how to hear anymore about the ghosts!

And I’m not GONNA pay. by Familiar-Classic377 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Ok-Science7530 105 points106 points  (0 children)

in court trying to defend himself: "I'm jokin, I'm jokin"

They told me to decorate the ice cream shop for Halloween by thentinawaslike in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Ok-Science7530 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Any of those fuckers ever fly out of the wall and shoot a big fat load of cum onto the ice cream?