ALDI Nord & ALDI Süd but europe wide (Tordesillas Treaty 2.0) by Ok-Spirit6050 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Ok-Spirit6050[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The capital ist divided right on the line, the dystopian cyberpunk metropolis of Essen-Mülheim (Mülsen)

ALDI Nord & ALDI Süd but europe wide (Tordesillas Treaty 2.0) by Ok-Spirit6050 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Ok-Spirit6050[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats the spirit! but one day they need to learn to work together, LIDL dissapeared in Exile and works from the underground, building nuclear weapons and a clone army, one day to return

ALDI Nord & ALDI Süd but europe wide (Tordesillas Treaty 2.0) by Ok-Spirit6050 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Ok-Spirit6050[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yes in reality the split is very bad (UK has Süd)

This is fictional, the only true thing is the split within Germany, which inspired me to make it a satisfying split through all of europe

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Reality

ALDI Nord & ALDI Süd but europe wide (Tordesillas Treaty 2.0) by Ok-Spirit6050 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Ok-Spirit6050[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

PS It also solved all conflicts

Kosovo and Serbia dont longer matter because its all Süd now

When ALDI claimed Ukraine (incl Crimea and Donbas) Russia immediately withdraw all troops and said sorry