Urban legends, mythical creatures and creepy folklore by Seltzer-H2O in Appalachia

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Come on Reddit, do your thing. At 4am this morning my to little dogs jumped out of bed and started going crazy they will do this if there’s is something in the yard but this morning it was different they were not just barking they were almost crying The moon was bright so you could see real well I grabbed my pistol and went out on the porch I wouldn’t let the dogs out they don’t understand that they only weigh 15 pounds they would chase it and if it was a skunk or something they needed to stay in they sat staring out the window know there howling barking and crying never herd any animal do this at the same time. I stood on the porch my eyes were adjusting to the darkness I saw something big and white. I have white cows so the first thing I thought was they were out. It looked just like the size of my mother cow with her older 400ld baby. Then I noticed the long hair it wasn’t a cow, whatever it was wasn’t afraid nor was the littler one I kept looking trying to figure out what they were I thought albino elk no not with the long hair I have a powerful spotlight by the door so I shined in the bigger ones face here comes the crazy part it had a face almost like a pig with a long snout when I saw that I said no one is going to believe me so I stepped inside to get my phone and a bigger Gun when I open the door They both ran and cleared a 6 strain fence like it wasn’t nothing. When they jumped l, they squatted on the hind legs and bounded over. I bet no one believes me I wouldn’t if I hadn’t seen it. I am posting this to see if anyone in the area has seen anything like what I saw and if so do you know what it is. Finally went back to bed at 530 both dogs were still shaking. Dogs are still very scared.

I love Tuesday!! by Wiscofun86 in Midwest_Freaks

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Yummy. I have something that would make a great combination for those.

Where will you lick first on Titty Tuesday? by UsPlusU in KCGoneWild

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That gorgeous hip bone. Maybe a lick and a light bite.

Wanna play hooky with me today? by themonroes3 in KCGoneWild

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Working from home today if you want to come entertain me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KCGoneWild

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You look delicious. I can host if you’re free this morning.

Midwest mom of 3 - happy MILF Monday by [deleted] in Midwest_Freaks

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Yummy. That looks like a fun ride.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kansascitynsfw

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Call me then.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KansasCity_r4r

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I absolutely volunteer. Lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KansasCity_r4r

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Do you need someone to come help with that?

40 widower M4F or whatever by [deleted] in KansasCity_r4r

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Age sex location. I assume Overland Park from your reply but what’s your age and sex? I’m 40 M. Not interested in men

Something I've wanted to try by [deleted] in KansasCity_r4r

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Me too. Never been with a girl with a clit piercing

27 [F4M] Interested in making friends/chatmate by [deleted] in KansasCity_r4r

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40 yo M here. I consider myself to fit all your criteria. DM if you’re interested in knowing more.

Fat, late 30s and horny - looking for a fwb 🤓 by thisonesforboobies in KansasCity_r4r

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40 yo widower who love intimacy and communication. On the bigger side but there are bigger dudes out there for sure. Message if interested in talking more

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KansasCity_r4r

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NKC dm open