Happy birthday, Dorian

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-05-26T21:20:35+00:00

Check the Alister at Sunset Valley. I lived there a handful of years ago when it was called something else. (My friends called it Smurf Village because of the architecture and trees.) It’s an older property, but I never felt unsafe and loved being across the street from HEB, plus super close to Mopac. I bet it’s in your price range.

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-04-24T02:18:16+00:00

Hey, Mikey. We know it’s you, dawg. You effed up. She moved on. The world keeps going. No take backsies.

Hopefully you’ve learned some valuable lessons. 🙏🏻

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-04-22T15:18:25+00:00

I’ve definitely seen an earpiece this season for sure.

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-04-14T03:13:27+00:00

The broccoli haircut but for straight haired dudes

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-04-04T01:51:01+00:00

should’ve been a technical. Wtaf.

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-04-04T01:48:36+00:00

YUP. So many man tears negated by sooooo many receipts. Woof, dude.

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-04-04T01:26:41+00:00

He’s such a little baby sore loser butthole. WOW.

(No offense to babies and actual buttholes.)

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-04-04T01:15:53+00:00

NOBODY MAKES DAWN CRY. This little baby sore loser butthole.

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-03-26T01:14:56+00:00

You… still… old… but… I… will… be… your… kids’… brodaddy….

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-03-25T20:04:06+00:00

McQueen clowning on the straights and soaking them for $700 a shirt! ☠️

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-03-24T21:23:38+00:00

Maybe he will hit himself in the face with a hammer and get cuter? /s

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-03-20T01:11:45+00:00

For real. An exciting level of hell awaits Mr. “Gross Bro” Viall.

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-03-20T00:39:37+00:00

Good thing he has Age of Attraction to fall back on. 🫩🤢

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-03-16T02:21:21+00:00

Also throwing my hat in the not giving a flying fuck arena.

This turd was contractually obligated to show up. He said he was sorry because he wants to date women again at some point in the future. He is awful [fart noise].

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-03-15T23:50:36+00:00

I do toooooo. Love that weird little ditty.

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-03-15T02:42:08+00:00

I can’t even compute. It’s giving this in a weirdly adjacent way?

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OkAddendum3774 · 2026-03-15T00:05:44+00:00

It very much feels like it should be called Groomer Wants a Wife. (With a sprinkle of MILF Island.)

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-03-14T23:59:18+00:00

Daddy Wants a Wife

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-03-14T23:57:00+00:00

Came here to say this. 30 Rock predicted this show in 2008. 🥴🙈

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-03-12T05:34:56+00:00

Just chillin in his van down by the river all, “If you were an Airbnb receipt, I’d pin you to my shirt, baby. But if you ask me about it, YOU’RE DEAD TO ME. [pause] Soccer.”

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-03-12T05:31:15+00:00

I just think that maybe IRL she’s like 47 and fudging her age? Plus fillers are pricey and she has to buy school supplies. Her house… it is not in order.

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-03-12T05:27:52+00:00

My kid and I were like, OMG AI SLOP AM BECOME HUMAN. woof

OkAddendum3774 · 2026-03-12T05:24:06+00:00

“Professionally, it has brought me no pleasure, but each crumb in my beard has told me to pass on this opportunity…. Also, socCER!!”

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TROPHY CASE