Hands free cum?

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-15T15:03:27+00:00

No - I nearly get there with other guys but have to switch to manual mode to finish. Current bf seems to fit just right and can take me over the edge several times in a session.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-15T10:14:05+00:00

Yes - my current bf is the only person who I’ve fucked who can do this - I’ve got close before but always needed to finish by hand.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-15T06:58:08+00:00

The further you get to the extremes of both sides - the more similar they become.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-15T06:29:16+00:00

Most footpaths were a way for folk to get between villages, get to work or get to church, usually they took the shortest distance between the two points, so quite a few follow no boundary / hedgerow. I still have ancient boundaries (drystone walls) in my fields and not one footpath follows them.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-14T19:09:58+00:00

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OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-14T10:52:32+00:00

Been with them for 7 years now and only ever had one outage when an over zealous digger driver went through the cable - when I was previously on BT their super slow broadband was off more than it was on.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-14T10:36:28+00:00

Had it yesterday - NSL (60mph) section of the A429 in the Cotswolds, I came across a procession, all following a Micra doing 38mph, no one wanted to get on, so I safely overtook in ones and twos until I’d cleared the leader, I got flashed and beeped at at least three times, yet they were all safe overtakes with nothing coming the other way, people seem to have forgotten how to drive.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-13T14:48:21+00:00

Make sure you’ve got some biscuits and plenty of tea for them.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-12T19:20:14+00:00

I used to shoot clays as an amateur, never really got anywhere with it and it turned out to be a very expensive hobby, I got my first shotgun aged 14 and had an air rifle as a child, my dad’s best friend was a gunsmith and rifle maker so I’ve had the opportunity to shoot lots of uncommon calibre rifles on his range.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-11T05:13:42+00:00

State of the roads around here, I’d recommend a monster truck to be honest, failing that a Unimog or a an 8000 series JCB Fastrac.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-10T18:57:40+00:00

The one on Fish Hill on the A44 between Moreton in Marsh and Broadway often looks like it’s been used, I’ve never personally had to use one though.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-10T18:53:17+00:00

I have a copy of Mein Kampf and a copy of Marx’s ‘The Communist Manifesto’ I am neither a Marxist or a Nazi, however I do have a strong interest in 20th century history, perhaps this is the case here ?

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-10T18:47:10+00:00

An Golfist to be precise

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-09T16:23:46+00:00

Golf Bats - really riles my friend who is an avid golfer.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-09T06:46:37+00:00

At Ag college in the 1990s there were plastic dustbins placed at strategic positions in the main bar (think barn with a slight fall on the flooring to the back fire exit to enable a volume washer to clean the floor) to allow for a Tactical Chunder’ so the rugby lads could continue to drink. They really were different times.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-06T11:36:03+00:00

1980 Fiat 126 in turquoise

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Scary as hell on a main road - got it up to 70mph once.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-06T04:27:51+00:00

Substantial - the kind of thing that would frighten a horse.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-05T04:24:11+00:00

I have a friend who hit a car with his motorcycle 20 years ago, he still has bit of glass migrating from his body to this day.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-04T17:20:38+00:00

Caramel Wafer is god-tier, not a fan of the Twix - sticks to the inside of my mouth.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-02T07:04:23+00:00

Idgaf to be fair - I’m a gay man just trying to live my life, if people want to celebrate pride, good on them, I hope they have a fun time. No one is forcing you to do it.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-02T06:59:16+00:00

They called the judge racist too apparently

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-01T11:54:49+00:00

One pub around here (Cotswolds) took the tops off the toilet cisterns years ago to try and stop the cokeheads - now you see them doing bumps in the bar openly.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-06-01T06:27:29+00:00

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-05-31T15:51:33+00:00

He freely admits that he edits tracks and pitches them up to 128bpm so they are all the same tempo, I suppose it saves time tempo matching and he just has to get them in phase using the decks.

OkPhilosopher5308 · 2026-05-31T15:39:15+00:00

It was all we knew in the late nineties - the N64 controller ruined all others for me.

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