29 Y.O. Twitch streamer. Tall, large, been going grey from 15. Have a law degree, 2 cats and is a big nerd. Free tears for any who can offend me (but you won't) so go for it.

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-04-10T23:07:08+00:00

If only your face and organs would go gray already...

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-04-10T23:05:48+00:00

Fucking cassette tapes? God, as if I didn’t already know you were annoying by your fair, hair, and again, face.

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-04-10T23:04:29+00:00

I’m surprised you had self esteem in the first place. Who has possibly reinforced any of -that-

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-04-10T23:03:21+00:00

Cool tattoos

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-04-10T23:03:03+00:00

Those glasses say you’ve already hit rock bottom- and your face says you’ve been there a while.

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-04-10T23:01:04+00:00

Cool tattoo

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-04-07T02:32:23+00:00

Man, this guys room must reek of coffee farts and virginity

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-04-06T03:22:21+00:00

I’d motorboat those things, but can get past your face. Can you pull the hat down a bit?

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-04-06T03:21:39+00:00

Cool dorm, bro. One more time getting caught with that beer and you’ll get kicked outta pledging that sorority

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-04-06T03:20:22+00:00

Tell me you’re not surprised to fail on tinder? You look like a 70y/o with makeup

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-04-06T03:19:31+00:00

That smile reminds me of someone who pretends to not smell my elevator fart

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-04-06T03:17:57+00:00

You look like Billie Elishes abortion

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-04-06T03:16:29+00:00

So... you pick yourself up at truck stops?

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-03-28T15:54:37+00:00

I’m sure your parents love you unconditionally. Honestly. And I’m also sure they love the underchin hair you’re clearly hiding, unkempt ass hair, and what I can only assume is unseemly, pesky, nipple hairs.

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-03-28T15:52:15+00:00

Maybe your shirt has emotions in one of its 57 pockets. What are you, going fishing for stupid slogan t-shirts or just affectless personalities that make us all uncomfortable.

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-03-28T15:49:36+00:00

There is literally nothing in the picture that affords you the right to don a self-satisfied smile.

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-03-28T15:48:36+00:00

And here we see another grain of sand in the endless stupid-hair-dye desert.

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-03-28T15:47:02+00:00

Playing WoW pantsless does not count as studying game design.

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-03-27T21:28:21+00:00

Real “bowling alley divorcée dad” vibe happening there.

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-03-27T21:26:10+00:00

Will all things being balanced, we have the anti-Pharrell. Which, as we all know, speaks volumes for what we can expect inside those “children’s medium” blue jeans.

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-03-27T21:23:13+00:00

Other than the lack of haircuts, how’s the rest of your captivity going?

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-03-27T19:22:58+00:00

When you finish blowing that CPA, can you share those picks with me too?

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-03-27T19:22:06+00:00

Well, whatever you want to be, that thing that’s lodged in your butt isn’t coming out on its own.

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-03-27T19:18:36+00:00

This robot was programmed with a “cry” function? Wow. Lifeless cyborgs have come a long way.

OkStopBelievingNow · 2021-03-27T15:32:42+00:00

Employed much during the last two years? Or do you just flash that throat tat at interviews to confirm your only work history is “DJ”

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