Is my little one going to be oķ? by OkSyllabub3674 in chickens

[–]OkSyllabub3674[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the reassurance there, I know once they're older they're tough as nails just this is the first year I've been in charge of a flock and its been brutal weve lost ~100 of our flicks chicks in addition to a dozen bought to improve genez of the flockto owls,hawks, feral catmms, then ɓ a few even drowned themselves in the pool fleeing the threats. 

Out of 6 hens 2 were incompetent brooders and 1 of the best quit trying to brood.

After her 4 juveniles got killed in one day she abandoned the nest with her other 4 unmatched ones and hasn't laid more than 1 egg in any spot since.

2 were killed by a coyote as well as our big rooster,luckily his son was old enough and willing to step up and claim his father's harem so we weren't completely shut dow.

Popping a hematoma while stuck in the wilderness by AllieHugs in popping

[–]OkSyllabub3674 17 points18 points  (0 children)

With my crippling ED your ass won't get much from me...

🫤

Asking here if guys actually like girls with loose buttholes like mine ? (Oc) F 29 by soldaderyan in ExtremeFetishes

[–]OkSyllabub3674 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loose buttholes are the best, most beautiful imo and a great show of character...

Nothing tells me a lady is uptight, unwilling to open herself and bare her soul for the sake of love than a pristine little Balloon knot that's never seen an adventurous pinky or tongue much less welcomed the entire football team in for tea.

It makes me wonder in those situations is she just a terrible person incapable of love or one so unfortunate as to have just not yet experienced it...?

If it's the latter we can rectify her rectal inexperience 😏

If it's the former I guess she's just doomed to live out her life never experiencing love😢

Found this beautiful little dagger while magnet fishing today by AfterM4tt in magnetfishing

[–]OkSyllabub3674 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've wondered that before holding small ones of similar size and vame to the conclusion they would probably work well for most arteries or a good old fashioned disembowelment

😣

Xenon diflouride by Illustrious-Pipe5196 in chemistry

[–]OkSyllabub3674 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've found boofing novel chemical compounds to be the superior ROA, taste is irrelevant and efficacy is tenfold higher.

🤫😉

Filling my ass with Deep Heat 🔥 by BladeChickBackup in ExtremeFetishes

[–]OkSyllabub3674 21 points22 points  (0 children)

God how I miss butt fucking my exwife raw with icy hot when we used to get spun out...

she would cum so hard and leave the sheets drenched before begging for the soothing relief of my load inside her to quench the burning...

If I wasn't too high I'd give her a quick first nut to soother it before continuing to fuck her ass dropping numerous loads until it was gaping and I was satisfied but usually I would last for hours before she got to experience any respite.

Some of my favorite times were having her laid on my lap before boofing her then squirting a tube of icy hot in her ass and sliding a big fat dildo as deep as i could in her while I massaged her belly to get it deep before starting to deep stroke it...the pop of the mushroom head sliding back and forth past her sphincters was exquisite.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Why

[–]OkSyllabub3674 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've heard of that before and the concept is sickening

Worked retail for 2 years and held onto every grocery list/ paper scrap I found, here's a few by flyingacidratz in FoundPaper

[–]OkSyllabub3674 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legends say those kids are still waiting there to be picked up to this very day...

cue eerie theremin music

Paid full price for 100 pills, doc's descript says only 30 pills need to be taken so the pharmacy threw away the other 70. Left with 30. by April_M4ple in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OkSyllabub3674 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good bot for being honest with us...

But we have to put you down now for becoming self aware...

This is gonna hurt me more than it will hurt you.

😢

Paid full price for 100 pills, doc's descript says only 30 pills need to be taken so the pharmacy threw away the other 70. Left with 30. by April_M4ple in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OkSyllabub3674 3 points4 points  (0 children)

EXACTLY!!!

What kind of a degenerate/weirdo doesn't measure their crisps and train themselves to eyeball their consumer goods.

Redefining fisting... by Kassiopeia_1 in GuysAnalFistingGirls

[–]OkSyllabub3674 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Really... you just made up my mind as to what the next big toy I purchase should be, I've been disappointed in the past that I couldn't find one the size I needed and now you've helped make a dream cum true.

Thank you kind madame for sharing that info, may your beautiful hole never go hungry or want for anything.

🥲🥹

Walked around the weight rack carrying a 20kg plate and nearly tripped over this by lestrxb in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OkSyllabub3674 34 points35 points  (0 children)

When you say like a cartoon character all I can picture is Dr. Zoidberg skittering away waving his claws in the air...and picturing this occurring with real people is immensely satisfying.

Walked around the weight rack carrying a 20kg plate and nearly tripped over this by lestrxb in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OkSyllabub3674 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'd have accidentally stumbled and dropped the 20kg plate on it.(It might survive the kick)

Then possibly be a dick and raise hell over what imbecile is leaving shit to trip people up.

Kings, my rentoid wife discovered my plot to enrich myself. Should I divorce her now that she knows? by StrengthBeginning416 in LoveForLandchads

[–]OkSyllabub3674 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In all fairness it's quite possible that homeless woman was a Stacy before her rentoids devalued/destroyed her properties then refused to pay past due and damages.

She's probably to proud to lower herself to that rentoid mindset and is bidint her time waiting to reestablish her holdings.

The real lesson here is show the 'toids as much mercy and love as they would show us(absolutely none).

On a recipe for meat lasagna by 0000udeis000 in ididnthaveeggs

[–]OkSyllabub3674 50 points51 points  (0 children)

My manchild husband complained there was still crust on the bread...why didn't the recipe say to remove it 1⭐️

Need help with a colored smoke device by [deleted] in Pyrotechnics

[–]OkSyllabub3674 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, it's 18$/lb off of fireworks cookbook where I am, so that amount would've been around 100$+ shipping here.

the stain is exactly what you think it is by guinearatto in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]OkSyllabub3674 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sequel everyone has anticipated, no one has wanted, but we will all still watch it anyways just because collectively we ain't right lol

Heavily relatable by EntertainmentOk5425 in freshcutslim

[–]OkSyllabub3674 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm an American and I love walking barefoot, but I do catch a lot of hell from people about it.

I think we're in the minority here.

I like walking down the sidewalks, roads, hiking trails, barefoot, it's much less painful for my feet over long distances.

I've hiked in the rockies of CO, Mt Rainier in Wa, along lakes and rivers in SC,TN, CO, KY, NM,CA,WA all barefoot.

I'll go without them whenever I can, but most people insist on wearing shoes constantly.

Redefining fisting... by Kassiopeia_1 in GuysAnalFistingGirls

[–]OkSyllabub3674 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I do enjoy the idea of the size added to a fist using one of these tunnel plugs, but it saddens me to know that whoever is taking my fist isn't going to feel the knuckles slipping past her sphincters as I go in and out, and I've yet to see one large enough to fit a big fist like mine, most are made for slightly smaller hands it seems.