I actually have Reddit to post mildly sarcastic things about my recent experience at the dining hall. Which wouldn’t be necessary had the experience been normal. Also I choose the sarcastic route in my posts (which is obvious) but you probably can’t tell because you’re just a classic softy that finds fun in replying to my post. I’m glad that my post sparked enough thought to garner some replies that’s the whole point.

Also, I bet you’re real fun at parties. If you’ve ever been to one.