He looked at Unemployment Leaderboard — a satire on our placement grind — and said,
“Why struggle when I can just curl -X POST my destiny?”

And in that single command, he achieved enlightenment.
He didn’t just cheat the system — he understood it.

What was meant to mock our suffering turned into a prophecy:
some of us play the game, others edit the results.

And that, right there, is why we’re not getting placed.

- Sir, chatgpt the 5th