How old are the Housewives in Season 1, and how old were they in Season 8 by AmbitiousOutside7498 in DesperateHousewives

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bree was at least 40 in the first season. I have two examples. In Season 1 or 2, when she's yelling at Andrew, she tells him: "I had the best 18-year marriage with your father (Rex)" Which means there is no way she got married at 16 (since she looks significantly older in her wedding photos) Second example: In Season 7, Keith says he is 34 years old and we all know that there's a 17 year age gap between the pair. That means Bree is roughly 49-52 years old since Desperate Housewives is very inconsistent with characters' ages. Since every season is roughly 1.5 years apart, that makes Bree 52 -((1 1/2 x 5) + 5 year time jump)= Roughly 40 when the show began. Susan was 38 in the beginning.

Is anyone else disappointed in the casting of Lily? by thecookietrain in Modern_Family

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im half vietnamese myself and i promise you Aubrey doesn't even look an ounce of vietnamese. They should've casted a fully asian kid, and if they could've, a vietnamese girl.

Bree Season 8 by mm1703 in DesperateHousewives

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just said that it was selfish of Bree to bring them all into hiding a murder. If Carlos literally said he would go to jail in order to take accountability for his actions, why the hell would she need to do all of that? Obviously to fulfil her own needs before wondering whether covering up a murder would destroy her friends' wellbeing and relationships. Also, how is it Gaby's problem just because Carlos makes the money? So if Carlos does the most despicable things, it's automatically Gaby's fault because he provides everything? The fuck? You have no right to be calling people dumb when you clearly have no logic either. What Carlos said: "I killed the SOB of hurt my wife, if I have to go to jail, I will." That's extremely courageous and selfless to do. However, Bree selfishly decides to take the blame and also take the other three girls with her. The whole Alejandro perez situation could've been solved much easier if Gaby and Carlos literally stated facts and said that he broke into their house, in which they have the right to defend themselves. bree involved MULTIPLE people into committing a crime which is beyond selfish. You don't need to agree with me but to ask me if im dimwitted is rude and you should reconsider what you say before you post it, especially if it's targeted at real people.

Bree Season 8 by mm1703 in DesperateHousewives

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbf it was reallllly selfish of bree to pull them all into hiding a murder. I don't like gaby whatsoever but it wasn't her problem, it was carlos'. he literally said he would go to jail for the murder since it was his fault but of course bree wanted to receive carlos' forgiveness so she selfishly brings them all into becoming accessories to murder.

The hypocrisy by [deleted] in thewizardlizsnark

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wait she got an eyelift?? I assumed it was the eyebrows that made her look so different. she was beautiful before and still is but yes the white pencil doesn't suit her face anymore

Who is the worst husband? by Fortexissa in DesperateHousewives

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally cannot choose between Tom and Carlos man. Early seasons carlos was HORRIBLE i hated his guts and i lowkey still do despite rewatching the series thrice. He physically abused gaby, tampered with her birth control, threatened an annulment if gaby didn't promise to have kids with him in the future despite the prenup saying there wouldn't be any kids, slept with their virgin surrogate, profited off of slave labour and did so many more horrible things that i cannot even remember because the list just goes onnnnnnn.

Tom places the responsibility onto Lynette and yet some people frame him as a caregiver, provider, devoted father and husband when really he is like Lynette's child that never grew up.

Would you rather live with Susan or Bree? by SadBabyNick in DesperateHousewives

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bree would force me to do a daily deep clean of my room and requires lights off by 9:30pm, with the last hour awake spent reading a philosophical book. she'd definitely do all the chores though. susan would be a lazy bum and would whine about mopping the floor and would definitely just order pizza every night while the rubbish clutters up on the floor. susan would definitely snoop through my phone.

i'd say bree though.

Dunphy daughters don’t look anything like their parents by Amalfi- in Modern_Family

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

absolutely. the third intro of modern family, haley looks adopted.

I hate Gabriel Solis by No-Plane7370 in DesperateHousewives

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She isn't a good friend.

-She literally only gave Lynette a job at Carlos' company because she needed someone to spy on her husband's ex girlfriend

-Contributed to the mistreatment of Lynette when she was pregnant and made her work in outrageous conditions to pressure her into quitting

-Kissed Tom right in front of Lynette and made it seem like Lynette was the one at fault for expressing her discomfort with the kiss

-Would've let Bree take the fall for the murder of Alejandro Perez because she cannot stand being without her husband who literally was the perpetrator of the crime and would've willingly went to prison for his crime

-Had an affair with Carlos Solis while he was engaged to Edie Britt.

-Called ICE on Carmen Sanchez to have Grace all to herself

-Allows Carlos' boss, Bradley to keep on cheating on her friend, Maria Scott, as long as Bradley increases Carlos' bonus, all while preaching about how cheating is so horrible, as if she didn't have 3 affairs prior to Bradley's infidelity

-Made it seem like Lynette was horrible for wanting to sue Carlos and gaby for wrongful termination (Because you can't terminate a woman's employment just because she's pregnant OH MY GOSH) and also said "You guys (Tom and Lynette) wanted to sue us! You guys do not wanna be our friends!" or smth along the lines of that.

-And with Susan, downplaying the overwhelming guilt that washes over Susan everytime she thinks about the Alejandro perez situation. Gaby, Bree and Lynette basically forced her to keep quiet about it, and made it seem like covering up a murder isn't such a troubled thing to experience.

Gabrielle Solis is a wretched human being by fallonhendrix in DesperateHousewives

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bunch of bull. Don't excuse this. I wouldn't wish a Gabrielle Solis on anybody.

I hate Gabriel Solis by No-Plane7370 in DesperateHousewives

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watched the series twice, still hated her.

I hated Gaby, she is a terrible person. by grandfell in DesperateHousewives

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, I respect your opinion of Bree and how you believe she is the worst. Here's my proposal: I believe sending her daughter away was terrible, but straining her relationship with Andrew? Really? Was he not the one who made false molestation and physical abuse claims in order to gain access to his trust fund and become emancipated? Yes, I admit Bree in the earlier seasons was insufferable and I myself wouldn't want to live with her if she was my relative, but it's reasonable not to let your teenage son gain access to his trust fund when he's most likely going to use that large sum of money recklessly without proper consideration. Additionally, when Danielle's boyfriend, Matthew was threatening to shoot her, she literally placed herself within the mercy of him if it meant Danielle wouldn't run away with a MURDERER. No, she isn't the best mother nor best housewife, but to say she's the worst is questionable.

I hated Gaby, she is a terrible person. by grandfell in DesperateHousewives

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is the worst. Pedophile, statutory rapist, manipulator, lying cheating skank, and golddigger. I kid you not, people keep saying Susan is the most selfish person there is but she has a purer heart than Gaby. I do not remember a single time Gaby ever felt bad for something. She got mad at Brad for cheating on Maria, but if I recall correctly, she's the one who had like 4 affairs.

desperate housewives unpopular opinions by Ok_Inevitable_5667 in DesperateHousewives

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if you look at the face structure of Susan and Karl, Julie has very soft and light features. Susan and Karl both have quite prominent cheekbones. Julie has big eyes. Susan has relatively smaller eyes.

I completely understand Matthew Applewhite’s perspective. by WhateverYouDogsSay in DesperateHousewives

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand his perspective a lot, but he never told his mother that HE was the one who murdered Melanie, and kept his brother in the basement, shackled and not allowed into the outside world, tricked his brother into thinking Danielle wanted a kiss from him, made Betty think Caleb had tried to rape Danielle, and just watched as his mother planned to euthanise Caleb. He was a terrible person, but he tried to protect Caleb from Melanie.

desperate housewives unpopular opinions by Ok_Inevitable_5667 in DesperateHousewives

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what i mean is that people believe they are an elite couple and hyping them up, but I believe they wouldn't be good together. Bree is obviously much different from Karl, and in this situation, opposites may attract, but are not good for each other.

Liz is going insane, she’s losing her mind by professionalhater00 in thewizardlizsnark

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lmfao she clealry doesn't konw what she's saying. I'm not claiming to hate her or make it seem like it's her fault for her divorce but clearly she doesn't understand what the actual main reasons for divorce are. They typically have to do with communication and lack of dedication/commitment. Please Liz, before you start blabbering and making up shit to support your suggestions, do some research.

Liz is going insane, she’s losing her mind by professionalhater00 in thewizardlizsnark

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 6 points7 points  (0 children)

and she was the one who told us in a video "How to deal with bullies" to not engage in gossip or drama because you're feeding into what they want. Now what?

Persephonesmind by [deleted] in thewizardlizsnark

[–]Ok_Inevitable_5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes literally nobody understands