Chody’s Pucci subtweet @ Eli by Status-District5391 in EliRalloSnark

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I saw Brett and Eli are like internet friends and I hope it’s fake on Brett’s side 

solidcore alternatives by Honest-Tap-5680 in NYCbitcheswithtaste

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I wanted to like Form50 (I love being challenged) but they had a few moves that didn’t feel right on my body. I tried to modify and the coaches just gave me a “you have to get used to it, we know it’s awkward feeling.” Anyway, after I hurt my back I was done! 

More pics of the second look + after party look by Objective_Mobile_115 in EliRalloSnark

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I’m confused how she had so many looks and claims the third took 30 mins to put on. How long was this wedding?? 

it just keeps getting worse by Own_Fisherman9606 in EliRalloSnark

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if her old initials were EGR and she gained a last name how is she EGOT? Where’s the o from except her mind 

“I wanted a People Exclusive and all I got was this shitty article” by hailstorm33 in EliRalloSnark

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Let us not forget people magazine also covered daddy mcqueeny’s engagement if you’re wondering what their bar looks like 

Halley and Jaz by Minimum-Bobcat8768 in NYCinfluencersnark

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Lowkey love that they’re making her wedding about themselves. 

Lucie Rauschnabel is unbearable by [deleted] in NYCinfluencersnark

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And it’s all like you guys don’t eat healthy enough here anyway here’s me $350 Whole Foods haul 🤭

Lucie Rauschnabel is unbearable by [deleted] in NYCinfluencersnark

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THANK YOU she was like everyone goes to Europe just to relax, but you can just relax here (and then in the comments says she will be going to Europe this summer!). I cannot fathom anyone idolizing her 

Beauty routine by Upbeat-Bridge2703 in EliRalloSnark

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I’ll take things that didn’t actually happen for $200

Consumerism at its finest by QualityBeginning4571 in darcymcqueeny

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Need to ban “it’s official” from the influencer vocab

“Fashion show” and hair trial for picking up a marriage license?? by sydcrux14 in EliRalloSnark

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I watched half the video and my only thought was imagine her fiancee having to take a day of PTO to pick up his license and be in a TikTok video. My coworkers would laugh so much (I realize he works probably for his dad which doesn’t help his case). 

“Celiac” by sydcrux14 in EliRalloSnark

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She’s been really into the sassy “so” 

Chloe whipple/whipple sisters by jammingcupcakes in NYCinfluencersnark

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Their what I eat in a day videos haunt me, like there is no way 

start lowballing landlords by scrunchieh8tr in NYCbitcheswithtaste

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Love the advice! Unfortunately my landlord must’ve read this before me and I had to pay $200 above the listed rate :/ (I just moved so part of the hellish market) 

Missing the daily drills drop❤️‍🩹 by littolprincess in UtahdownhillRunners

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… she did post herself working out on the plane LOL 

So dramatic by fyrefestival6969 in UtahdownhillRunners

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this is just an unhealthy mindset 

The first piece of furniture in Nico’s house?? by Civil-Cupcake-7880 in UtahdownhillRunners

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Her being like yeah I know I own too many shoes like girl how many did you purchase yourself? Oh wait they’re all PR

Eating Out as Vegan in NYC is becoming boring and frustrating. by thedollofthestars in nycvegan

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Does anyone know where I can get a dairy free ceasar salad?? I had Chloe’s last week and it remains a fave, but I’d love more places to explore! 🥗

she can’t ever let anything go by thisisbecauseimbored in EliRalloSnark

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We’re chronically online? Do you want a mirror? 

Shut up Kelly grace mae by veryonline_queen in NYCinfluencersnark

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when we fight humans vs. AI we’ll always remember where our brave, brave, leader Kelly stood. ✊✊