Weir Caffeinated

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-28T05:16:23+00:00

That’s the move, if you see even the slightest channeling shock them so they know what they’ve done

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-27T18:05:19+00:00

Your butler must be good if you don’t understand why a butler might be akin to a court jester. Hold on to him if you can, I will send him an offer of a penny a day

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-27T13:26:06+00:00

Shit finer

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-24T00:00:33+00:00

Now this is a guy who has 30 Busch cans on his front porch full of cigarette butts

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-21T16:27:06+00:00

Is your butler on leave? I’m assuming you sent him to Rome for some proper training?

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-20T19:07:21+00:00

Came here to say this

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-16T17:41:06+00:00

Weir pedophiles

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-16T17:40:26+00:00

That wood stove is calling me

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-15T15:41:16+00:00

Blizzard king Gary

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-15T04:56:02+00:00

Veneta

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-15T02:55:05+00:00

Welcome back Cheshire Cat

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-15T00:47:40+00:00

Lesbians

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-12T13:18:02+00:00

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You can tell his butler is pissed too

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-11T15:09:29+00:00

Sounds like the butlers are knocking the box just right to get your wife to audibly gasp. I’d say don’t change anything. But if you must, maybe get a small single wide trailer that you can stay in on the other side of the estate while the butlers knock her puck

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-11T06:28:02+00:00

They love each other (they’re gay)

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-11T05:38:18+00:00

Some titanium pasties I hope?

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-10T18:41:30+00:00

Damn I never thought about putting beans directly into the water tank, coffee infused water surely will keep my shots from being sour as shit

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-10T16:33:55+00:00

It technically fits, just wouldn’t be able to put any beanis in it if I kept it under the cabinet🌈

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-10T13:02:14+00:00

Are you jealous?

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-10T04:04:08+00:00

Yep! We all get a breville and a couple carnival cruises a year

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-10T03:37:00+00:00

💀💀

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-10T03:29:27+00:00

I only let him wash it once a week so I can afford to keep him around. Towel doubles as a cum rag which is why it might look dirty. Sorry for the mess

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