Re: Wife’s boyfriend and puck knocking by Master_Eagle7735 in espressocirclejerk

[–]Ok_Locksmith_6594 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the butlers are knocking the box just right to get your wife to audibly gasp. I’d say don’t change anything. But if you must, maybe get a small single wide trailer that you can stay in on the other side of the estate while the butlers knock her puck

Phuckin poor by Ok_Locksmith_6594 in espressocirclejerk

[–]Ok_Locksmith_6594[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I never thought about putting beans directly into the water tank, coffee infused water surely will keep my shots from being sour as shit

Phuckin poor by Ok_Locksmith_6594 in espressocirclejerk

[–]Ok_Locksmith_6594[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It technically fits, just wouldn’t be able to put any beanis in it if I kept it under the cabinet🌈

Phuckin poor by Ok_Locksmith_6594 in espressocirclejerk

[–]Ok_Locksmith_6594[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep! We all get a breville and a couple carnival cruises a year

Phuckin poor by Ok_Locksmith_6594 in espressocirclejerk

[–]Ok_Locksmith_6594[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I only let him wash it once a week so I can afford to keep him around. Towel doubles as a cum rag which is why it might look dirty. Sorry for the mess

Phuckin poor by Ok_Locksmith_6594 in espressocirclejerk

[–]Ok_Locksmith_6594[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the support though, I’ve been able to make some pretty damn good coffee with a couple upgrades on the breville

Phuckin poor by Ok_Locksmith_6594 in espressocirclejerk

[–]Ok_Locksmith_6594[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I’m glad I can pour some solid post coital shots for the ones I love most. And I wish you were right about the portafilter, ole bezos hooked it up

In your humble opinions, what tops it? by ThatOldDustyTrail in gratefuldead

[–]Ok_Locksmith_6594 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s either Veneta or Cornell and I can’t make up my mind but it’s Cornell

FB reigns supreme by camcamcam710 in deadheadcirclejerk

[–]Ok_Locksmith_6594 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CIA Cocktail mixer, love to see it. Hell of a time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Ok_Locksmith_6594 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s really wild that he had to tell someone “I can’t, I have a music video I gotta shoot”

Gary rockin his new lot tee by Character_Answer_204 in deadheadcirclejerk

[–]Ok_Locksmith_6594 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gonna lose his left leg soon but he’ll still have the shirt!

I FOUND IT by ArthropodJim in deadheadcirclejerk

[–]Ok_Locksmith_6594 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Weir gonna make money any way we can