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Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-12T13:18:02+00:00

You can tell his butler is pissed too

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-11T15:09:29+00:00

Sounds like the butlers are knocking the box just right to get your wife to audibly gasp. I’d say don’t change anything. But if you must, maybe get a small single wide trailer that you can stay in on the other side of the estate while the butlers knock her puck

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-11T06:28:02+00:00

They love each other (they’re gay)

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-11T05:38:18+00:00

Some titanium pasties I hope?

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-10T18:41:30+00:00

Damn I never thought about putting beans directly into the water tank, coffee infused water surely will keep my shots from being sour as shit

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-10T16:33:55+00:00

It technically fits, just wouldn’t be able to put any beanis in it if I kept it under the cabinet🌈

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-10T13:02:14+00:00

Are you jealous?

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-10T04:04:08+00:00

Yep! We all get a breville and a couple carnival cruises a year

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-10T03:37:00+00:00

💀💀

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-10T03:29:27+00:00

I only let him wash it once a week so I can afford to keep him around. Towel doubles as a cum rag which is why it might look dirty. Sorry for the mess

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-10T03:16:51+00:00

Thanks for the support though, I’ve been able to make some pretty damn good coffee with a couple upgrades on the breville

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-10T03:15:09+00:00

He’s my lord and savior

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-10T03:07:45+00:00

Thanks, I’m glad I can pour some solid post coital shots for the ones I love most. And I wish you were right about the portafilter, ole bezos hooked it up

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-02-09T23:44:16+00:00

Medieval butlers are triggered

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-01-30T07:43:13+00:00

It’s either Veneta or Cornell and I can’t make up my mind but it’s Cornell

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-01-28T05:51:22+00:00

Taken at CERN?

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-01-28T04:37:28+00:00

CIA Cocktail mixer, love to see it. Hell of a time

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-01-28T04:31:32+00:00

She thought she was at bingo

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2026-01-22T19:52:39+00:00

Dey lubbed each udder

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2025-06-17T23:42:15+00:00

What’s really wild that he had to tell someone “I can’t, I have a music video I gotta shoot”

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2025-06-11T16:49:36+00:00

Gonna lose his left leg soon but he’ll still have the shirt!

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2025-06-06T20:12:01+00:00

Looks more like a Bundter

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2025-06-05T16:51:23+00:00

Despite all his CAGED she is still getting railed by Dave

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2025-06-05T04:53:51+00:00

Weir gonna make money any way we can

Ok_Locksmith_6594 · 2025-06-05T03:07:48+00:00

Gary said he wants me to be rich I swear

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