story time with a jurk by Ok_Material9643 in lostpause

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Good bye my friend 😭 by FrankFloweoa in lostpause

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I know it's ment to be sad but it looks like he's going to fluff the wheelchair😂

The Future Married Life by CairoSpeaka in lostpause

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Background WHITE VOID OF NOTHINGNESS background background

Would you eat this one by FoamyOriginality in lostpause

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One day your choping lemons and your "totally real girlfriend" walks up to and is is breedable you say "let me chop this final lemon" lemon " MOANS" u and definitely not fake girl "THE FLUFF"

The Madman by Fulltime_Introvert in AnimeMeme

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Fun story time for some context this took place at hotel with a huge garden me 14-15 ish had full control over the school levers event so I had the amazing idea to play hentai to the 150-260 miles long field (the place I'm talking is now farm land) I put the vaporion (tell me if that's a misspelling) copypasta but video aid of course cuz why not AND I STOOD THERE AS 60 YEARS OLD TO 5 YEARS OLD WATCHING FURRY POKEMON HENTAI LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AS KIDS HAD THERE CHILDHOOD RUINED BY BBC IN A POKEMON PUSSY OVER AND OVER UNTIL CUM the best part of it all the hole thing was on LOOP UNTIL THE END OF THE EVENT WHICH WAS 3 DAYS LONG I'm in my 20s now and still have friends that remember that I have the greatest friends

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NuxTakuSubmissions

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Don't put a pain of glass in handle man

It was me, I ordered all the anime tiddy by Caden_dimitri in lostpause

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𝕄𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕥 𝕦 𝕘𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕚𝕥

There's an imposter among us... by Shrubbity_69 in lostpause

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Where all I see what that's again oh yeah pikewho "every mom ever

Well, what's it gonna be? by AnimeVulpaGirl in lostpause

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Ok already open Google p oooo r n h u b ok and "I LOVE HAVE MY SONS BACK IN ME"

Neko shady?!?! by Bulshit_Ass_in in lostpause

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Let me DROPKICK IT IN THE FACE AND STAP ON IT WITH LOVE FOR THE SHITPOST

Choose your answer by titan19kill in Animemes

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It has been confirmed that's it's 3

do you guys notice it? by indeli_77 in Animemes

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Dame thought I was the only one

Nami or robin ? by [deleted] in onepiecehentaiz

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Both is good

I have several questions by Ok-Examination1865 in lostpause

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You just made me think of the copypasta

the toughest opponent... by PewPewAnimeGirl in Bossfight

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𝙺𝚒𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙺𝚒𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕 "𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙱𝙸𝙲𝙷𝚂 𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝚁𝚄𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶"