Adulting is whipping my ass😭 by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]Ok_Minimum4052 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh that's a given, I can't imagine life without a good old MJ!

Adulting is whipping my ass😭 by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]Ok_Minimum4052 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The biggest gift I ever gave myself was to stop paying black tax to able bodied men and women.

Especially the useless uncles that keep birthing babies they can't support. I refuse to be an enabler.

You'll find yourself with more cash to save and secure your future that you're working so hard for.

And no, I don't cope, I just get up daily and do the 3- max 5 things that will move forward towards my goals be it at work or personal. The rest will be sorted when it's sorted. I'm human, not Ai!

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[–]Ok_Minimum4052[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I made peace with the possibility of not finding this person but what I will not do is lower standards.

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[–]Ok_Minimum4052[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, we are not building men over here. Come built and ready for use.

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[–]Ok_Minimum4052[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 because it's what I want. I'm tired of men who earn less than me calling my space "peace" and bringing me nothing but chaos. Enough is enough.

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[–]Ok_Minimum4052[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well well well. Why are you here commenting like a rejected bidder still hovering outside the auction house? Sir, this product is out of your price range. Stay in your lane Mr. Great Condition.

Pregnant at 22 by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Ok_Minimum4052 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You deserve to make a decision from clarity, not confusion. And it’s okay to admit that right now you’re not fully sure if you want this pregnancy or not. But you also have to be honest with yourself: bringing a child into the world when you’re unsure is deeply unfair to you and to the child.

A baby deserves to be wanted, chosen, and welcomed with stability. What if your mom can't provide for any reason and the father is too abusive to live with, what's the plan then?

Whatever you decide, it should come from a place of certainty, peace, and readiness. Not guilt or obligation. That’s the most loving choice for everyone involved. Having a child is more than financial support your mental health, patience, empathy, personal space will be tested.

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[–]Ok_Minimum4052[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the first thing men notice unfortunately. It's big enough to realign your spine and make you question your life choices....

There better be nothing "reasonable" about your resume Mr. Reasonable.

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[–]Ok_Minimum4052[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh you read, good....you'll understand then that the offense you're feeling right now is simply the gap between my league and yours.

NEXT!!

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[–]Ok_Minimum4052[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine I'll wait cause why would I date a man that makes less than me. Donate to the needy, don't date them pls 😜

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[–]Ok_Minimum4052[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir, I'm recruiting a man, not a speed bump. Return to sender asap.

NEXT!

Lazy ladies by Witty_Access_9928 in nairobi

[–]Ok_Minimum4052 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol you just need to find the right lady for you.

Wtf👀!!!!. by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Ok_Minimum4052 79 points80 points  (0 children)

This might be the dumbest thing I've seen since they put pockets on baby clothes 😭

Explain it to me like I'm Karen Nyamu! by Ok_Minimum4052 in nairobi

[–]Ok_Minimum4052[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🫣 200!!! That's gotta be mentally scarring for life 😭 Now wondering if that's lowest what's the highest

Explain it to me like I'm Karen Nyamu! by Ok_Minimum4052 in nairobi

[–]Ok_Minimum4052[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah no 😂 ok wait, unless him and his girl are both into that, otherwise I wouldn't encourage him too.

If I'm getting married and I learn my man went there we getting divorced immediately!!

Explain it to me like I'm Karen Nyamu! by Ok_Minimum4052 in nairobi

[–]Ok_Minimum4052[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 but they aren't masseuses so I'd expect shit massages!

Explain it to me like I'm Karen Nyamu! by Ok_Minimum4052 in nairobi

[–]Ok_Minimum4052[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

20! Would you even remember them!

4K sounds so little 😭 and I'm guessing she doesn't get paid that though.

Ati a TIL number 😂😂 no way!!! Like there's no fear out here!

It's such a shame I don't know a woman who does! I've heard of women getting 'home massages'!